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Meanwhile in Russia: "Man Dies After His Friend Shoves His Foot up His Ass"

Started by ducatiz, April 05, 2013, 09:18:46 AM

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ducatiz

April 05, 2013, 09:18:46 AM
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

#1
April 05, 2013, 10:38:48 AM
what a sober man thinks,,,,,,a drunken man does
This is an insult to the Pez community

Grampa

#2
April 05, 2013, 10:44:18 AM
Off in the distance.....Ronald Reagan and Toby Kieth can be heard giggling.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Adamm0621

#3
April 06, 2013, 08:34:56 AM Last Edit: April 06, 2013, 08:38:23 AM by Adamm0621
Holy make the beast with two backs!!!

Some of the comments following that story were just as good, if not better than the article...  ;D

Also... How drunk do you have to be to not wake up when someone's inserting a foot into your ass??? I don't think I've ever drank that much... Lol
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Oldfisti

#4
April 06, 2013, 08:59:37 AM
Quote from: Adamm0621 on April 06, 2013, 08:34:56 AM
Also... How drunk do you have to be to not wake up when someone's inserting a foot into your ass??? I don't think I've ever drank that much... Lol


You sir, have never been to a DIMBY.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Monsterlover

#5
April 06, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
+11tyb
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

dolboyascher

#6
April 06, 2013, 09:56:03 AM
I am proud and ashamed of my country.

Grampa

#7
April 06, 2013, 11:06:11 AM
We invented Paul Sr..... you have nothing to be ashamed of.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Randimus Maximus

#8
April 06, 2013, 11:42:13 AM
Quote from: alfisti on April 06, 2013, 08:59:37 AM

You sir, have never been to a DIMBY.

Shit.

I thought they only put the creepy horsey thing outside your tent.   

:-[

:-\

:'( :'( :'( :'(

BoDiddley

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April 06, 2013, 12:18:59 PM Last Edit: April 07, 2013, 12:01:01 AM by BoDiddley
Wow : I wish American News was allowed to interview a suspect in a felony like that, then we could turn it into a reality show.  

Later : HEY WAIT A MINUTE, The guy on the losing end must have been naked, I want details.  Did it take a running start
or was it a drop kick?  Holy crap! [laugh]

"But sire what are we to do.  You have taken all our weapons and now the heathen hordes are at the gate.  Are we to lie down and give them our lives.  Without weapons they will make us eat ourselves."

Oldfisti

#10
April 07, 2013, 08:11:12 AM
Quote from: BoDiddley on April 06, 2013, 12:18:59 PM
Wow : I wish American News was allowed to interview a suspect in a felony like that, then we could turn it into a reality show.  

Later : HEY WAIT A MINUTE, The guy on the losing end must have been naked, I want details.  Did it take a running start
or was it a drop kick?  Holy crap! [laugh]




Maybe it was all slow and romantic-like.  You know, with scented candles and such...
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

jaxduc

#11
April 07, 2013, 09:58:23 AM
Was he charged with "breaking and entering"?
[laugh]
This is the best story I've read in a long time.
..Of course our thoughts and prayers go out to the mans family and loved ones... and his proctologist!!!
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?

RAT900

#12
April 08, 2013, 03:28:03 AM
Quote from: alfisti on April 07, 2013, 08:11:12 AM

Maybe it was all slow and romantic-like.  You know, with scented candles and such...

we're talking Russian Love here...I'll bet good money that foot went in dry and hard
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducatiz

#13
April 08, 2013, 09:28:14 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on April 08, 2013, 03:28:03 AM
we're talking Russian Love here...I'll bet good money that foot went in dry and hard

[puke] [puke]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

spolic

#14
April 08, 2013, 04:57:40 PM
I'm just glad that this is not the Unofficial Picture Thread.
He man, where are all the ads?
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