Meanwhile in China - Heavy Equpiment Brawls

[Slide Panda]

Backstory is dispute between two contracting firms got tense and devolved into fighting with front-end loaders in the city streets.

World record

[Duck-Stew]

Saw that yesterday.  Crazy-sh*t....

[He Man]

I hope you don't think its two construction contracting firms....

cause its really two protype Mech Warrior Design Firms.

This is how it begins folks. Next thing you know it, we'll have gauss rifles and laser pew pews.

[1.21GW]

Gauss rifles and lasers won't help up when the machines rise.  When we look back, we will be marking this moment that they decided to turn against us:

The Robot Bully of Boston Dynamics


All the caterpillar trucks in the world won't be able to protect us...

[Grampa]

All one needs is a hockey stick to defeat the robot hoards.

[kopfjäger]

All one needs is a hockey stick to defeat the robot hoards.

1:25 to find out what Joel's making reference to.

http://youtu.be/rVlhMGQgDkY

[Autostrada Pilot]

All one needs is a hockey stick to defeat the robot hoards.