Motorcycle Customizer Recognizes Stolen Bike, Runs It Off The Road

[Grampa]

Follow up to the follow up: Woman realizes that police & courts and all that legal mumbo-jumbo bureaucracy are just too much of a hassle, runs vigilante off road.

follow up to the follow up to the follow up

vigilante crushes turtle as a direct result of being run off the road. PETA receives a distress signal  via the vegan beacon..... a mob of stinky hippies assembles, and the woman is beaten to death with those plastic "croc" shoes and hemp purses.

[Mother]

fascist

I can see it in your eyes

you used to partake in the hippy goodness

admit it

[Grampa]

fascist

I can see it in your eyes

you used to partake in the hippy goodness

admit it

but I didn't inhale

[Mother]

but I didn't inhale

regardless

you exhaled the green man's lies

mehbe the smoke got in there through osmosis

who am I to judge

the lord, your god..of choice, put hippies on the earth as the guardians of the green man

let not the fascists take away the tweeds

Amen

and

Awomen

make

Ababy

[Grampa]

Amen

and

Awomen

make

Ababy

unless you're Clay Aiken

then its
Aturkey baster in place of Amen

[DCXCV]

but I didn't exhale

fixed it for ya