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Started by brimo, October 19, 2009, 02:33:16 PM

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October 19, 2009, 02:33:16 PM Last Edit: October 19, 2009, 02:50:16 PM by brimo
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

mitt

#1
October 19, 2009, 02:52:47 PM
that site is f'd up.

mitt

zarn02

#2
October 19, 2009, 03:30:56 PM
Twisted.

[laugh]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

kopfjäger

#3
October 19, 2009, 03:31:29 PM
 [laugh]
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Oldfisti

#4
October 19, 2009, 05:13:58 PM
Nothing kike testing the stroller with your kid in it.   [roll]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

NAKID

#5
October 19, 2009, 05:21:55 PM
You realize that's fake right?
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

Rev. Millertime

#6
October 19, 2009, 05:22:12 PM
The site was set up to advertise the move "Shoot 'em Up".

oh, and to sell T-shirts
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

Oldfisti

#7
October 19, 2009, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: Mr. Exact on October 19, 2009, 05:21:55 PM
You realize that's fake right?


[laugh] I'm a dumbass!

Woke up from a nap and was a little groggy.

I actually thought that shit was real!

:-[
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

KnightofNi

#8
October 21, 2009, 05:55:22 AM
i like the idea of baby riot gear.


you can never get them started on the proper tactics of crowd control too soon.


[laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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