A Honda in your future?

[The Bearded Duc]

That thing from Yamaha looks like one of the "wheelers" from the movie Return to Oz.

[Pinocchio]

Is "As-i-mo" an acronym for "Ass in motion"? I thought nothing would ever replace the Segway for downright sloth!

[rickmillertx]

Asimo is one creepy looking dude.  Have you seen the video of Asimo doing a header when he tries to go up some stairs.

[RED]

I doubt that this contraption has the pulsing engine that you are looking for.

...and a butt buddy!

[RED]

lmfao!!