How does NYC expect Tenants to recycle paper and plastic?

[Stella]

The way I see it, you have 3 options, otherwise suffer.

A. Move to Colorado.
B. Move to Colorado
C. All of the above.

Yes, this ^   

[cokey]

Tried getting my wife to move there.. said doesn't it snow...  colorado will be one of the places left standing when the SHTF

[lethe]

Tried getting my wife to move there.. said doesn't it snow...  colorado will be one of the places left standing when the SHTF

I'm banking on Northeastern PA will be one of the other places 
I just hope the SHTF event will be at night or on the weekend or I'll have to crawl out of the shithole NYC to get back here 

[Bladecutter]

Tried getting my wife to move there.. said doesn't it snow...

Should have told her, "Not everyday."

Colorado will be one of the places left standing when the SHTF

Depends on the cause of "When the SHTF".
If its war related, we're going to be one of the first things to blow up.
We have NORAD, and quite a few other very important military implications in this high altitude state.

If the whole world floods, then we're pretty high up there, and I should have enough time to learn how to swim before I'm forced to become a human fish.

BC.

[He Man]

by human fish, do you mean a merman? Or do you mean a human that lives at sea. cause i thought one rquires freak genetic mutations  over centuries and the other requires you to have a peg leg and a eye patch.

[Oldfisti]