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Started by kopfjäger, April 04, 2013, 04:07:31 PM

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kopfjäger

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RAT900

This is an insult to the Pez community

Adamm0621

2010 Monster 696 Dark

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

duccarlos

I'll give you one guess at what was my favorite part
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.