Good one , Dave!

[duc_fan]

Our friend Someguy left VS a nice flaming turd in the old NMC...  ;:|

While former DML dictator Ducpainter hides in his spider hole, waiting to be rooted out by the dogs from VS, I have taken the opportunity to seize control of DML , and declare myself The Shah of The Ducati Monster List.

I hereby declare a jihad against VS, the forum equivalent of People Magazine that almost makes the local highschool newspaper look literate in comparison, and call upon all flamewarriors to oust the imperialist aggressors who will attempt to occupy our digital holy land. We will hijack their posts and veer them, way, way off topic, crashing them into the twin towers of Banality and Offensiveness. We will mock their canadian ways, further defile their women, and point out how truly feminine their men are. We will trounce them in political debates. We will litter our posts with pedophile humor and liberal use of racial slurs. We will mesmerize them with pics of cleavage. We will defy their vapid, moose loving ways of their members who secrete their own hair gel and own multiple pairs of Ug boots and $150 dollar sweat pants. There shall be no blood for Molson. WE WILL BRING THE RUCKUS. And we will not stop until VS flatlines.

As Shah of the DML, I now make the following pronouncements:

1. Drugs and alcohol are to be religiously ingested five times a day.

2. BACON!!!

3. The woman of the DML will now adhere to strict dress code consisting of skimpy slutgear to be worn at all times under penalty of having their bikes confiscated.

4. I issue a fatwah on the the heads of The VS minority, Jim and the so called "Forum Admin" mercinary pigs who have a history of colluding with the unholy, and no doubt are planning to assert themselves into the current power vaccuum as we speak. If doing so plunges us into civil war, then so be it. We shall prevail.

5. YES, BACON!!!

Together we shall return the DML to the pure, fundamentalist debauchery commonly associated with the kind of motorcycling that this site has strayed so far very from. Together we shall finally have DML FOR DML MEMBERS ONLY.

Assalam-o-wakenbake'em my brothers and sisters,

Someguy,
Shah of the DML

[Howie]

Is it still up?

[James.M]

lol thats great.

[duc_fan]

Is it still up?

Good question.  I haven't looked again.  I copied it because I figured the VS mods of doom would rip that sucker down ASAP, and it needed saved for posterity's sake. 

[Rev. Millertime]

OutFU**INGstanding  wt:

[Manny]

Is it still up?

it was this morning...  ;:| 

[somegirl]

I just gave it a 5-star rating.

[PizzaMonster]

I just spotted this one by a now banned fellow by the name of b lack who was helping out a newbie who just ponied up for a Lifetime membership. The admin dodged the goodie bag question and gave a go nowhere answer about sponsor discounts.  Needless to say the newbie seemed a little pissed.

_{quote by b lack May 8th 8:05pm}
Lovin' the 696. There's a nice 696 appreciation thread getting going at
gro.ediwdlrowretsnomitacud (if this were hebrew and you were to read right to left of course). Or maybe a mirror would work as well. Anyhow the place is great

Maybe we should be handing out medals to those who get banned in the line of duty.