Zombie Apocalypse!

[cokey]

Damn. I haven't acquired my shot gun yet..  hood thing I have swords..  yup, deff time to sharpen them up..

[duccarlos]

Well, the guy is supposedly in the hospital, so if we see a horde of the undead coming from there then we'll know. Why am I not surprised that the epidemic starts in Miami?

[fastwin]

 

[ManaloEA]

Anyone have a chainsaw sharpener for sale?

[ZLTFUL]

I'm serious, how many zombie movies start with something like this, no one takes it serious and then bam full on zombie apocolypse. 

In more monumental news, a Michigan fan and an Ohio State fan are in complete agreement. News at 11. 

[IZ]

http://www.webpronews.com/miami-cannibal-attack-face-eater-identified-2012-05

Eugene was found nude and attacking another man on a causeway; a bystander flagged down police, who were amazed and sickened when they discovered Eugene eating parts of the victim’s face. The victim has not been identified but was in critical condition when the story went to press and was missing his lips, an eye and one ear
The story garnered huge headlines when it broke over Memorial Day weekend, prompting theories of a zombie apocalypse and speculation on drug use. Police say they think Eugene was high on “bath salts”, which is exactly what it sounds like and is now being used to create the effects of LSD. One of the effects of the drug is internal heat, which raises the temperature to a dangerous level and makes the user feel like their organs are baking, which is reportedly what caused Eugene to take his clothes off. In the surveillance still above, the victim appears to be naked as well, but officials haven’t commented on why. Officials believe Eugene found the homeless man lying on the causeway and saw easy prey and, for reasons unknown, attacked. When police told him to cease his actions and he refused, they shot at him; officials say they got in at least half a dozen shots before he went down growling, flesh still dangling from his mouth.

Several cases of bath salts-related violence have been reported in the area, according to officials, and it almost always involves almost super-human strength in which the user attacks with their jaws. The drug can cause heavy psychosis and a state of delirium.

[Raux]

so now we know what the cause of the Zombie Apocalypse is... Calgon.

[Monsterlover]

It took him away...

[duccarlos]

It took him away...

He sets them up, you knock them down.

[Monsterlover]

[Duck-Stew]

Time to move the gun purchase higher up on the 'to-do' list...

[Latinbalar]

Well seeing that the Zombie Apocalypse is starting here in Miami, I think i'm well prepared.  My hurricane shutters will do a great job of protecting my windows and doors. And since hurricane season is fast approaching I will already have supplies at the ready.  Oh and if a hurricane did blow thru that means the zombies get swept out in to the ocean by the storm surge.

[ZLTFUL]

Oh and if a hurricane did blow thru that means the zombies get swept out in to the ocean by the storm surge.

That's what the zombie media wants you to believe...

[zooom]

 Oh and if a hurricane did blow thru that means the zombies get swept out in to the ocean by the storm surge.

since we all know that Zombies can't swim....

[Monsterlover]

They're undead, they'll just walk back to shore.