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Started by Slide Panda, September 19, 2008, 08:22:11 AM

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Monsterlover

#15
September 20, 2008, 06:10:50 PM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Speedbag

#16
September 19, 2014, 04:19:55 AM
Arrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

'Tis back!

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

ungeheuer

#17
September 19, 2014, 04:27:37 AM
Back?

Its be back all day me bucko!!

Ha Haaaaargh... 
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Speedbag

#18
September 19, 2014, 05:04:54 AM
A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.

"What's that?", asks the captain.

"Well, there are no women", replies the man.

"Arrr", says the captain, "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is the barrel’s bung hole.

"We calls her Carmen", says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.

However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined.

The next day the captain greets him. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?", he asks eagerly.

The man replies, "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"

"Good", says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow.”
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

ducpainter

#19
September 19, 2014, 05:07:17 AM
Showing your age Dave. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Slide Panda

#20
September 19, 2014, 05:17:33 AM
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Speedbag

#21
September 19, 2014, 10:39:44 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 19, 2014, 05:07:17 AM
Showing your age Dave. ;D

Always, assuming the age in question is about 12, or thereabouts.  ;D
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

ducpainter

#22
September 19, 2014, 10:43:44 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on September 19, 2014, 10:39:44 AM
Always, assuming the age in question is about 12, or thereabouts.  ;D
Nah...

you heard that joke...

the first time around. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


ungeheuer

#23
September 20, 2014, 12:29:55 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 19, 2014, 10:43:44 AM
Nah...

you heard that joke...

the first time around. ;)
[laugh]
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

MendoDave

#24
September 21, 2014, 02:24:59 PM
I missed this but put it on my calender for next year.

MendoDave

#25
September 19, 2016, 06:39:27 AM
And so it tis, ye lands men, the lot of ye need to heave to. Out of ye racks I say! Heave out and trice up, turn to yer holly stones and have the decks clean as an old whales bone.

Slide Panda

#26
September 19, 2016, 06:41:19 AM
Yo ho! Yo Ho!
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

krolik

#27
September 19, 2016, 06:14:54 PM
Avast with yer lubberly ways!
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Monsterlover

#28
September 19, 2016, 06:18:05 PM
Lubber!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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