How Long is Your Hair (AKA are you a Dirty Hippie)

[the_Journeyman]

oh make the beast with two backs that! gawddamn hippies! i shoot them with a pellet gun! 

When you come to ride in the mountains...  Would it be too much to ask if you left the pellet gun at home

JM

[jdubbs32584]

When you come to ride in the mountains...  Would it be too much to ask if you left the pellet gun at home

JM

oh fine. ruinin all my fun.

[the_Journeyman]

oh fine. ruinin all my fun.

  I do see that being useful as a "speed up" notifier though 

JM

[jdubbs32584]

  I do see that being useful as a "speed up" notifier though 

JM

*plink*

JM: Ow! Shit! I'm going, I'm going!!

[red baron]

*plink*

JM: Ow! Shit! I'm going, I'm going!!

[eyeboy]

my hair when long just grows straight out of my head, makes me look a bit like a q-tip so i gave up on growing it long in highschool

today it's a 1 1/2 on the sides and 2 on top. i like the feeling of air across my scalp.

[KnightofNi]

i grew my hair out once. it got annoying mainly due to the fact that the front part grows slower than the rest. like half as fast. i had bangs. 

my g/f would love for me to grow it out, but i'm past that stage of my life. i'll keep the beard long, but the hair can't grow past my eyebrows in front, and has to stay off my ears.

[DCXCV]

I think I've got about 4-5" worth of pony tail at this point, though I never put it in a pony tail.  This about matches the longest I've let it get. 

I had short hair 'till I was 23, let it grow out for about 18 months and now get it cut maybe twice a year.  Never thought I would have long hair.  Kinda grows slow these days, though.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I'm too lazy to care-I have engineers hair. It sticks out in every direction no matter what I do with it. I make Dagwood Bumstead look normal. Basically if it gets in my eyes, I get it all lopped off, and then ignore it until I can't see it again. Stylish, I am not.

[MendoDave]

Ive had long hair a couple of times. It's better to just have it short. If you ever do any work on cars it just gets grease & oil in it and then a bunch of dirt & redwood needles. Then there are the split ends. specially if you ride bikes and the hair is out in the wind. Not worth the hassle & you get more respect with short hair anyway. But whatever you want to do...

[Rameses]

I would say it's definitely possible to have long hair without being a dirty hippie.

Here's a song called "Long Hair" by our generation's poet laureate, The Last Mr. Bigg.

Lyrics NSFW.



And yes, that one picture does in fact show his fake eye with a diamond for the pupil.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n46W2NSBqY

[lauramonster]

pony tail with a clean shaven face is a huge turn on!! 

For those with curly hair, there's pomade and other hair care products to help keep those tresses in line.  Go to the hair care aisle, look over the products, and ask a pretty girl what she recommends!!

[blue tiger]

pony tail with a clean shaven face is a huge turn on!! 

For those with curly hair, there's pomade and other hair care products to help keep those tresses in line.  Go to the hair care aisle, look over the products, and ask a pretty girl what she recommends!!

The pretty girl would have to lead me by the hand to the hair care aisle, show me what to use and then offer to put it on. I wouldn't hear a word she said!!!

[toaster]

ive had longish hair all my life, but could never stand to let it grow it too long until this past year.  i had a hair cut in july 07 and havent looked back since.  as of now its about 5-6 in from the ponytail tie.  i usually get pissed off with it when its in the awkward stage where it flips out of my hat like wings and cut it off.   

i love long hair on chicks and my woman told me that if i dont cut mine shes gonna cut hers.  she showed up at the house with shorter hair than me and i couldnt help myself "now that you cut yours, i dont have to cut mine!"  and its still long.

[Capo]

Corp buzz cut is just fine for me now.