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[Grampa]

"motogp race replica bike:  $70,000
private track membership $50,000
chasing Randall on his 620  and passing him for just one corner ....  priceless

Visa...

"

fixed

[Blackout]

Wanna get away?
-Southwest

[Mother]

Ride it like you stole it...borrowed it

[CairnsDuc]

In best Steve Irwin Voice

"I've caught the rare and elusive Desmosidici, Now I've got it on the ground, I'm going to jam my thumb up it's exhaust pipe!"   









With all respect to the late Mr Irwin

[superjohn]

"I REALLY don't  want to turn around do I?"

[DCXCV]

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

[Oldfisti]

"Alright. You can ride it around the track ONCE. But be careful! This thing will knock your dick in the dirt."

[Grampa]

[superjohn]

Having read the story from the other thread I would like to also add

"And this is how I keeps the ladies behind me!!"

[NeufUnSix]

"F***ing shitty Ducatis, I'm going back to my Gixxer"

Ego > Skill

Hindsight means looking backwards.

[r_ciao]

Checklist:

1) borrow friend's Desmosedici.  check.
2) crash it at a track day.  check.
3) hope that nobody takes picture of crash.  no such luck.
4) pray that friend lets you live another day.  uhmmmm.
5) live in infamy on the internet.  Done!

[ryandalling]

Calamari... the deep fried squid.

or


"I told you the CBR1000RR was a better starter bike."

[ducpainter]

There I was, when all of a sudden....

[NuTTs]

Calamari... the deep fried squid.

This is THE quote. 

[Xiphias]

"Cheap ass bike, the traction control doesn't work"