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Bacon Vodka-Off: December 6, 2008, @ 3:30ish PM

Started by caffeinejunkee, November 05, 2008, 07:54:21 AM

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Cyclone

Quote from: bullethead on December 02, 2008, 08:59:32 AM
So if I ride a duck but my wife rides a Honda can we still come and will she be ridiculed? Cause if she is not going to be made fun of I don't want to go. Actual we are both interested in how fast the multicolored after effects will begin?

Kirk

RonR rides a Honda (that leaks), led the Ducs on Hill Country rides, and no one ever "ridicules" him ( if you've seen his avatar that will give you a clue why !!!! ).  Everyone on the forum seems to tease a little, and sometimes humor goes wrong, but it is all in good fun & if anyone goes too far ( probably me ) just tell them to back up off you !  

With my AAOctane Ducatisti Starter Fluid the psychotropic properties will get you into an altered state at lightspeed ! I can't speak for the other "loser" bacon vodkas - rumor has it that someone was wack enough to use Bac-O's - soybean baKon bitz - ugh !! Just wrong !!
'96 BMW R11 Gs - '72 Honda CT 90
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa

Slag

Quote from: Cyclone on December 02, 2008, 09:30:09 AM
rumor has it that someone was wack enough to use Bac-O's - soybean baKon bitz - ugh !! Just wrong !!

Off with his head  [evil] I am a very tolerant person, but do not jack with bacon bits  [bang]

Ronr

This ridicule must end!  I'll have you know I purchased a tiny mirror on a stick last weekend and before long, I will actually peer into my fuel tank and identify the source of the leak. I will then go about fixing the leak. Just don't rush me.

bullethead

Quote from: Ronr on December 02, 2008, 10:06:09 AM
This ridicule must end!  I'll have you know I purchased a tiny mirror on a stick last weekend and before long, I will actually peer into my fuel tank and identify the source of the leak. I will then go about fixing the leak. Just don't rush me.

This sounds like the lead up to a joke that ends with a lighter and you with no eyebrows.

RED

Quote from: Cyclone on December 02, 2008, 09:30:09 AM
"... if anyone goes too far ( probably me ) just tell them to back up off you !  "...

Oh, Mr. Cy comes clean now. I see. I see how you are! uh huh.  ;D

Cyclone

Quote from: RED on December 02, 2008, 10:35:52 AM
Oh, Mr. Cy comes clean now. I see. I see how you are! uh huh.  ;D

:'( That's why I felt compelled to start The Official DFWM Apology Thread, I'm a repeat offender - that & some wankers kept burying their apologies on obscure threads where they would go unseen !

Hello - my name is Donald, & I'm a hoofinmouthaholic & have no Ducati !   I've been clean for, uh 20 minutes ?

Oh well, I make the best bacon vodka which the Surgeon General says may cause desire for wild monkey sex or other delirium!
'96 BMW R11 Gs - '72 Honda CT 90
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa

♣ McKraut ♣

Quote from: Ronr on December 02, 2008, 10:06:09 AM
This ridicule must end!  I'll have you know I purchased a tiny mirror on a stick last weekend and before long, I will actually peer into my fuel tank and identify the source of the leak. I will then go about fixing the leak. Just don't rush me.

like one of these sticks?



and they double as a great light-source, too!!   [thumbsup]
2001 M600 Dark  2005 S2R Dark  2001 M750  1996 900 SS/SP  2005 S4R
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Ronr

Quote from: ♣ McKraut ♣ on December 02, 2008, 01:38:47 PM
like one of these sticks?



and they double as a great light-source, too!!   [thumbsup]

Man, if that candle floats, I think we have a winner!

Slag


RichD

Quote from: Slag on December 02, 2008, 03:59:24 PM
Can we get an updated list of attendees?

"Me"  (flying solo for this one I think)
DFW-MFer!

Cyclone

 [roll] Cyclonette & I will attend - she may drink light  ??? ( she says ) so I can sample vodka & she will drive home !  Whatta Gal !!  [laugh]
This way maybe I will not have to impose by sleeping it off there ..  [thumbsup]

I figure I'll be toast by 7:30 anyway haha hoho no it's true ....  [bacon] but I'll do my best to do my  [bacon] duty !!

'96 BMW R11 Gs - '72 Honda CT 90
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa

ThelmaLou

2001 M600
Organ donation will save my fathers life! Give Life! - Be an Organ Donor!

bullethead

Beth and Kirk are in we are going to need directions or someone to follow.

Kirk

bryant8

I'll try and swing by there for a bit, I have a training ride in the morning and should be around town somewhere
2008 848
Mods: Full Termignoni Race Exhaust/ECU Tuned by AMS, Ducati Performance Dry Clutch Slipper Clutch, Öhlins steering damper
Next: Öhlins TTX shock and Öhlins fork internals, track body work
26.2 done 12/5/2010
70.3 by 10/12/2011
140.6 by 12/31/2012

svoloch

Quote from: Slag on December 02, 2008, 03:59:24 PM
Can we get an updated list of attendees?

This weekend is my hell datacenter move.  If I make it, I will be sleep deprived, angry and very..  very...  THIRSTY ( but not for freakin' meat vodka, for Xenu's sake... ).  So, yeah, hoping I can come.  Not what you would call 100%.  But then, when am I?

wizzrd to yo' mizzutha...

By the way, I really like your hair today.  All of you.  It looks nice.
Тише едешь, дальше будешь
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