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Who's coming to Mings tonight!?

Started by gh0stie, December 03, 2008, 03:44:15 PM

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yotogi

It is going to be in the mid 50's tonight with very light winds. No excuses!

ivobivo

2007 Monster 695
2006 PS1000LE

Gone Ape

I can't make it............

I'm a disgrace and am ashamed of my self and what I've become..........
Always one to be underestimated

ivobivo

QuoteI'm a disgrace and am ashamed of my self and what I've become

I wish I could offer some comforting words but I really can't.
2007 Monster 695
2006 PS1000LE

gh0stie

Quote from: Gone Ape on December 17, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
I can't make it............

I'm a disgrace and am ashamed of my self and what I've become..........

Post-Accident Depression, much like its sister condition (Post-Partum Depression) is a little known mental ailment that's been known to afflict serious motorcycle afficionados while recovering from serious accidents.

Symptoms include:
Constant (if not obsessive) perusing of ebay for used bike parts,.
Frequent recurring thoughts of "just going naked"
And of course the usual loss of self-esteem and self worth.

If you or a loved one think you might be suffering from PAS, the cure of course is to ride more.........and maybe even do a track day to get back some of that wind in your face type glee

Rare cases of violence towards cagers have been recorded, but these have all be cured using Dr. Ghostie Mcqacksies patented aversion therapy.

We're not sure what this all entails but we understand there is a Cattle-Prod involved and has a 99.9% success rate! (that one pansie died on us)

Gone Ape

 ;D ;D ;D      [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

gh0stie you're killing me !!!!

Effin hilarious !!!  But since I'm married, does that mean I get a pass on the "Cattle Prod"?   :o
Always one to be underestimated

yotogi

Quote from: Gone Ape on December 17, 2008, 04:57:06 PM
Effin hilarious !!!  But since I'm married, does that mean I get a pass on the "Cattle Prod"?   :o

Hrm... not sure that I would let you pass. I assume that you are requesting one since you get prodded constantly by your lovely wife?

gh0stie

I s'pose we can make an exception in this case.............how do you feel about Tazers?