Safety is important

[Hank]

And that is why god created spices. 

Such as? 

[DRKWNG]

Oh lord, there are lots of choices.  But paprika springs to my mind for some reason or another...

[MadDuck]

You guys are make the beast with two backsing nuts.  What is this? Rachael Ray's Kitchen or some such shit? Bah! Calamari is bland? Dude, that's what hot sauces and beers are for, and artery plugging batter. And more beer. Beer good.

Didn't you think the girl in the pic had a nice cute ass? I did. Especially how half of it was hanging off the seat that her fat ass boyfriend was taking up. 

[eltristo]

How do you really feel there, Mac? 

[DRKWNG]

How do you really feel there, Mac? 

I would say "properly lubricated". 

[MadDuck]

Not at all. Not a drop. I was spending time over at Coastal Ducati so some of it may have rubbed off.

But "make the beast with two backsing nuts".  That big brother oversee censorship is too funny.  If the new site (made of the old guys) starts again with that stuff it could be adios.

Aahh, I turned off the censor default.  Much better now.

[Hank]

You guys are make the beast with two backsing nuts.  What is this? Rachael Ray's Kitchen or some such shit? Bah! Calamari is bland? Dude, that's what hot sauces and beers are for, and artery plugging batter. And more beer. Beer good.

Eating calamari is like chewing on a flavorless rubber band.  You can add all the spices and batter and beer (especially beer) in the world and its still like chewing on a flavorless rubber band.
But back to the beer.... I need to go get some more good stuff.  I'm getting tired of 18 pack cans of coors light because its on special at the nearby 7-11.
Some Hacker-Pschorr Dunkel Weiss sounds yummy. 

[DRKWNG]

Eating calamari is like chewing on a flavorless rubber band.  You can add all the spices and batter and beer (especially beer) in the world and its still like chewing on a flavorless rubber band.

Hmmm...  Me has to wonder if you have ever had truly fresh calamari...

[eltristo]

That's my feeling too.  But I know plenty of people who just don't like it, fresh or not.  Ah well.  More for this guy.

[Hank]

Hmmm...  Me has to wonder if you have ever had truly fresh calamari...

I'm in Oklahoma.  The only time I ever saw fresh seafood was when I worked in the meat department at Albertsons 3 years ago.

[eltristo]

No oceans in Oklahoma?  What the hell? 

[DRKWNG]

I'm in Oklahoma.  The only time I ever saw fresh seafood was when I worked in the meat department at Albertsons 3 years ago.

Probably not all that fresh even then.  One thing that I have learned to love about living on the rock is the ability to buy seafood "straight from the boat".

[teddy037.2]

Probably not all that fresh even then.  One thing that I have learned to love about living on the rock is the ability to buy seafood "straight from the back of a truck".

fixed. 

[DRKWNG]

Well, as long as it is in the cooler. 

Speaking of which, have you ever seen the kids catching, and eating, the crabs from the creek across from my building?   

[Hank]

Probably not all that fresh even then.  One thing that I have learned to love about living on the rock is the ability to buy seafood "straight from the boat".

Best salmon I ever had was in Washington with my grandparents when I was about 14.  Its was frsh as can be.  I want some now.