Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low

[ducnymph]

A friend sent me this clip and it gave me a good chuckle. The guy will say anything to get out of this ticket and brings his pecs into the courtroom. It's a little hard to watch (he's in a no helmet state and exhibits the highest level of squidli-ness), but the pay off is so worth it

"http://www.youtube.com/v/wtofbxmlv8Y&hl=en&fs=1

[Michael Moore]

What. A. Moron.

But an entertaining moron, no doubt.  I just hope he's signed his donor card.

[Spidey]

I wanna lick every precious drop of sweat, oil, Propecia and Eau de DB from his bandana.  Git back, ladies and gents.  He's mine.  Rrrrrroooowwwrrrrr . . .

[Buckethead]

I want lick every precious drop of sweat, oil, Propecia and Ode de DB from his bandana.  Git back, ladies and gents.  He's mine.  Rrrrrroooowwwrrrrr . . .

[quoted] For posterity. 

And, yeah, he's a tool box.

Judge is a hottie, tho.

[Fast Elvis]

You have to admit, we Floridians are damn sexy. Where would the TV show Cops be without us.

[Spidey]

[quoted] For posterity. 

And, yeah, he's a tool box.

Judge is a hottie, tho.

If you're gonna stick it in your sig, you *could* correct my initial spelling mistake.     (Pssst. It's "Eau" not "Ode")

[Buckethead]

Granted.

Best part of the whole video is the last 15 seconds.

As he's leaving the courthouse he grabs too much throttle and looses the back end. In the courthouse parking lot.

[mostrobelle]

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[DrDesmo]

      

[desmoquattro]

I just hope he's signed his donor card.

Actually, I hope not. Would you want this guy's liver? I think I'd rather die.

[Desmostro]

  what a tool.
I hope he signed his donor card, NO
What a frightening thought to have some of that genetic material escape into the wild.

What's up with the astoundingly patient, made for TV judge?  Where do they grow those?

What. A. Moron.

But an entertaining moron, no doubt.  I just hope he's signed his donor card.

[Michael Moore]

BTW, what's up with the dropping your keys on the ground? Is that a Florida thing?

[DrDesmo]

The plot thickens:

http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147



Adam

[desmoquattro]

The plot thickens:

http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147



Adam

Maybe those lionesses sharpening their claws caught up with him and really found out what he was working with...leading to a statutory rape charge.

[red baron]