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[JDucati]

Hey everybody.  My name is John, obviously new

I have a 2003 Ducati Monster 800ie Dark  I bought it 12/7/08 and it is my first Duc.



Hope to ride with you all soon.

[JohnnyDucati]

Welcome to the madness, JDucati.

We're glad to have you aboard.

Sincerely,

Your similarly named acquaintance JohnnyDucati.

(PS  I think we're gonna get a lot giggly comments from the peanut gallery about the names  )

[8 lives]

welcome to the board John.  What kind of exhaust is that?  You have to do something about those mirrors on that bike they are hurting my eyes.  Just kidding to each there own.  I have rode with quite a few of the people from this board and everyone has been cool and makes a good effort to help each other out and stick together on rides.  

P.S. Beware of Chuck he smells funny

[SaltLick]

i was going to ask if you are in oregon, but i see the tree in the license plate. Hey come on a ride with us sometime. The more the merrier. You in the portland area?

[NEIKOS]

P.S. Beware of Chuck he smells funny

I do not smell like a clown damnit! 

[krolik]

1st: you have to remove those fork reflectors.

2nd:  What with the oil leak? 

3rd:  Chuck does smell funny.

[ryandalling]

Here I was expecting a complaint about the newspaper... "The Oregonian"... oh well.... welcome to the club....  just watch out.... Toolfan can slam a revolving door.... and break unfrozen water. 

[SaltLick]

id rather smell like a clown then have a clown smell me.

[desmosome]

Both krolik and I have the same bike.

we likes it yessss we doesss preciousssss

What is that thing...in the red circle.

[JDucati]

BWAH?!  JohnnyDucati?  and in portland?  what are the odds haha

And yes... i hate my mickey mouse mirrors... getting bar ends asap

Soon:

ASV adjustable pull Medium Levers as well

Fender chop and carbon fiber wherever i can put it      

Reflectors are going away as soon as I can heat them up enough to remove them.

Pipes are Jardine RT-1s  they sound great. You will soon learn this 

The red circle:  I believe it is the emissions canister.  Black oval cylindrical thing. Yes that is going away as well.

Chuck I haven't smelled you yet but I think I will try to avoid it.  haha 


Thanks for your enthusiasm guys.  [moto]

[NEIKOS]

BTW - we NEVER, EVER, EVAH stay on topic. 

Oh, and welcome.

[JohnnyDucati]

BWAH?!  JohnnyDucati?  and in portland?  what are the odds haha . . .

Thanks for your enthusiasm guys.  [moto]

Oh, man.  You don't know the 1/2 of it:



JohnnyDucati        = John
8 Lives                 = John
Desomosome        = Jon (spelling?)
JDucati                 = John

Woo-hoo!   

[SaltLick]

Dont get scared off by the man love that flows around here either.

Two of the members here on a lonesome drunken night had man sex, and well honestly just havent gotten over it.  Please, please dont ask whats behind that story.....

[NEIKOS]

Oh, man.  You don't know the 1/2 of it:



JohnnyDucati        = John
8 Lives                 = John
Desomosome        = Jon (spelling?)
JDucati                 = John

Woo-hoo!   

Slang term for the shitter, the throne, a toile = John 

[SaltLick]

billy bones should be stopping in soon to say hello. Hes one hell of a good guy, and a snappy dresser.