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Started by Michael Moore, December 19, 2008, 02:55:05 PM

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Quote from: Spidey on December 19, 2008, 06:16:07 PM
Can anyone explain that gobbledeegook in English?  For the life of me, I can't even tell what's involved in that job.  Do you corporate folks seriously have to deal with people speaking that shlock?

If you really care, I could explain it to ya.

But you'd have to buy me a beer first.  ;D


I think the challenge with a job like that is that you'd have to develop a user interface that could be operated entirely one-handed.  ;D ;D
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desmoquattro

Quote from: Michael Moore on December 20, 2008, 04:19:44 PM
If you really care, I could explain it to ya.

But you'd have to buy me a beer first.  ;D


I think the challenge with a job like that is that you'd have to develop a user interface that could be operated entirely one-handed.  ;D ;D

Voice recognition, man...stop thinking so small!
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Quote from: Michael Moore on December 20, 2008, 04:19:44 PM
I think the challenge with a job like that is that you'd have to develop a user interface that could be operated entirely one-handed.  ;D ;D

[laugh]


mostrobelle

Quote from: Michael Moore on December 20, 2008, 04:19:44 PM
I think the challenge with a job like that is that you'd have to develop a user interface that could be operated entirely one-handed.  ;D ;D

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Drunken Monkey

Quote from: desmoquattro on December 20, 2008, 07:51:23 PM
Voice recognition, man...stop thinking so small!

Or better yet: Voice-based UI. Because eventually you know you're going to go blind if you don't stop doing that.

http://www.MoanMyIP.com/

(WARNING: LINK IS NOT WORK SAFE IF YOU HAVE SPEAKERS  ;D)


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Quote from: Drunken Monkey on December 22, 2008, 02:17:42 PM
Or better yet: Voice-based UI. Because eventually you know you're going to go blind if you don't stop doing that.

http://www.MoanMyIP.com/

(WARNING: LINK IS NOT WORK SAFE IF YOU HAVE SPEAKERS  ;D)




Just when I think the net no longer has the capacity to leave me slack-jawed, along comes something like this.

Amazing.
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Speeddog

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on December 22, 2008, 02:17:42 PM
Or better yet: Voice-based UI. Because eventually you know you're going to go blind if you don't stop doing that.

http://www.MoanMyIP.com/

(WARNING: LINK IS NOT WORK SAFE IF YOU HAVE SPEAKERS  ;D)




That link ain't WS even when silent.

And it's just *wrong*.
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