DT "say anything" thread

[eltristo]

So the wife is going out again; she'll be gone by the end of the weekend. 

[teddy037.2]

Negative!  You are to be encouraged!  Fabricate and Conquer!

if only...

So the wife is going out again; she'll be gone by the end of the weekend. 

wha wha whaaat?  that's wack! wiggidy, at that...

[teddy037.2]

since it's still on my mind...

for the M1100, anyway... yank that lame-o cast bit of frame, machine a billet bit, then some kind of super trick subframe for it and a cleaner, undertail exhaust...



wait, make the beast with two backs it... it'd be easier to just buy a DB6


oh, well.

[teddy037.2]

for make the beast with two backs's sake!

it feels like I'm on dial-up today!

[teddy037.2]

< rant >

why is it so hard for a shop to do safety check on the weekends??? or is it just some lame-o south seas thing?


grrrrrrr.... gotta take off of work just to get a damn sticker...

< /rant >

[DRKWNG]

Schedule it directly with Will, and then take him some beer.  That has always worked great for me.

[MadDuck]

< rant >

why is it so hard for a shop to do safety check on the weekends??? or is it just some lame-o south seas thing?


grrrrrrr.... gotta take off of work just to get a damn sticker...

< /rant >

Like South Seas is the only place to get a safety check? Go down to Cycle Sports. Saturday no problemo. No appointment needed. You're outa there in 10 to 15 minutes. Easy peasy.

[teddy037.2]

well, I'm working today, so it really don't matter much

[zzilla]

Had a really crappy day. ran out of gas, then was swamped with paperwork from 930 to 630. As i'm leaving, one of my soldiers tells me that he screwed up and got sideways with the cops this weekend, creating more paperwork and headaches for me. make the beast with two backs my life.

[teddy037.2]

dude, that sucks!

you need a few beers, and report yourself to the drunk thread 

[DRKWNG]

As i'm leaving, one of my soldiers tells me that he screwed up and got sideways with the cops this weekend, creating more paperwork and headaches for me.

PUSH!!

[zzilla]

The *ahem* corrective training policy in my unit prevents me from disciplining my soldiers with physical exercises because I am not yet an NCO. Just a Specialist in a Sergeant's position.

[DRKWNG]

Ok then, deliver a remote PUSH from me and make them get on their faces...

[zzilla]

I prefer DROP FACES

[eltristo]

Random interjection:

Navy does not allow any non commissioned officer to direct physical remediation, outside of basic training.