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whackie

#1155
August 11, 2011, 02:58:01 AM
couple more days until the hubby comes home. very excited, but at the same time i'm going to rip him a new one.... so conflicted.

[roll]

DRKWNG

#1156
August 11, 2011, 03:13:40 AM
Uh oh.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

MadDuck

#1157
August 11, 2011, 09:32:56 AM
Quote from: whackie on August 11, 2011, 02:58:01 AM
couple more days until the hubby comes home. very excited, but at the same time i'm going to rip him a new one.... so conflicted.

[roll]

The hot kiss followed by the iron fist.   [laugh]
No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.

DRKWNG

#1158
August 11, 2011, 03:18:28 PM
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

sta

#1159
August 11, 2011, 03:37:32 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on August 11, 2011, 03:18:28 PM
:o :o

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Speed 3 Pilot

#1160
August 11, 2011, 04:25:56 PM
Life is tough, it's tougher if you're stupid...

Gettin' old ain't for wimps...

You only live once and I feel like I'm running out of time...

DRKWNG

#1161
August 11, 2011, 04:36:21 PM
Nope.  I've got a dog.   ;D
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Speed 3 Pilot

#1162
August 11, 2011, 04:52:14 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on August 11, 2011, 04:36:21 PM
Nope.  I've got a dog.   ;D

Your new S/O is a dog?... :o
Life is tough, it's tougher if you're stupid...

Gettin' old ain't for wimps...

You only live once and I feel like I'm running out of time...

DRKWNG

#1163
August 11, 2011, 04:53:12 PM
Well...  We do generally sleep in the same bed...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

eltristo

#1164
August 11, 2011, 05:48:01 PM
erm....

[leo]
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

whackie

#1165
August 11, 2011, 07:45:14 PM
Quote from: MadDuck on August 11, 2011, 09:32:56 AM
The hot kiss followed by the iron fist.   [laugh]

lol, that's exactly what my chinese blood is telling me.

Quote from: 'fighter pilot on August 11, 2011, 04:52:14 PM
Your new S/O is a dog?... :o

i think dogs make good s/o. they listen pretty well, can tell ur moods, don't talk back, and term pregnant dog isn't offensive to them.  [laugh]

Speed 3 Pilot

#1166
August 11, 2011, 08:04:18 PM
Quote from: whackie on August 11, 2011, 02:58:01 AM
couple more days until the hubby comes home. very excited, but at the same time i'm going to rip him a new one.... so conflicted.

[roll]

The mariner's age old dilemma, is he gonna get laid or laid-out when he gets home... ;D
Life is tough, it's tougher if you're stupid...

Gettin' old ain't for wimps...

You only live once and I feel like I'm running out of time...

whackie

#1167
August 11, 2011, 11:09:14 PM
Quote from: 'fighter pilot on August 11, 2011, 08:04:18 PM
The mariner's age old dilemma, is he gonna get laid or laid-out when he gets home... ;D

lol, i've never heard that one before. i should go easy on him, there's plenty of time for him to pay me back...  ;D

MadDuck

#1168
August 12, 2011, 12:18:06 AM
No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.

sta

#1169
August 16, 2011, 12:49:47 AM
I was just checking the ducati website and found this item to be part of the closing out sale.

http://store.ducatiusa.com/product/365411/986960020/_/Jupiter_Oakley_Sunglasses_%26%238211%3B_Save_15%25

Hmmm... 15% discount? (see the original price)
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