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Started by ducpainter, January 13, 2009, 02:44:51 PM

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Statler

#285
January 22, 2009, 06:22:55 PM
there's not enough tequila in the world to start comparing lance lengths at DIMBY.

G's 620 will come back.  It'll do as ton plus a touch.   it would have been fine on our last ride if spanked a bit.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Jarvicious

#286
January 22, 2009, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 22, 2009, 09:17:56 AM
Nate, are there 2 tractors?

If so, I propose DIMBY jousting

;D

Best.  Idea.  Ever
We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

ducpainter

#287
January 22, 2009, 06:28:11 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Monsterlover

#288
January 22, 2009, 06:44:41 PM
Cattle prods
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#289
January 22, 2009, 06:47:55 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 22, 2009, 06:44:41 PM
Cattle prods
I bet the cattle have a different perspective.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Popeye the Sailor

#290
January 22, 2009, 06:56:09 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 22, 2009, 06:47:55 PM
I bet the cattle have a different perspective.

"Hey what smells so good it smells just like OHGOD MY BUTT IS BEING ELECTROCUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Like that maybe?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#291
January 22, 2009, 06:57:28 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 22, 2009, 06:56:09 PM
"Hey what smells so good it smells just like OHGOD MY BUTT IS BEING ELECTROCUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Like that maybe?
Or...

ouch.

Hard tellin'
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


mitt

#292
January 22, 2009, 07:04:23 PM
Quote from: Statler on January 22, 2009, 06:22:55 PM

G's 620 will come back.  It'll do as ton plus a touch.   

620 = A ton+40  ;D

mitt

Popeye the Sailor

#293
January 22, 2009, 07:04:54 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 22, 2009, 06:57:28 PM
Or...

ouch.

Hard tellin'

We could prod ML and see what his reaction is.


If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Statler

#294
January 22, 2009, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 22, 2009, 07:04:54 PM
We could prod ML and see what his reaction is.




show up to DIMBY on a trumpet and get prodded with an electric stick.

good slogan for a t-shirt if we get a good pic to go with it.

he sold the trumpet though didn't he?

let's shock him anyway.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Popeye the Sailor

#295
January 22, 2009, 07:10:19 PM
Don't shock me bro!
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

jdubbs32584

#296
January 22, 2009, 07:18:27 PM
My uncle shocked himself with a cattle prod once. On purpose too. He's dumb.

Monsterlover

#297
January 22, 2009, 08:46:59 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 22, 2009, 07:04:54 PM
We could prod ML and see what his reaction is.


Quote from: Statler on January 22, 2009, 07:09:18 PM
show up to DIMBY on a trumpet and get prodded with an electric stick.

good slogan for a t-shirt if we get a good pic to go with it.

he sold the trumpet though didn't he?

let's shock him anyway.

FIRE BAAAAADDDD!!

Quote from: MrIncredible on January 22, 2009, 07:10:19 PM
Don't shock me bro!

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

herm

#298
January 22, 2009, 10:01:54 PM
Quote from: Statler on January 22, 2009, 07:09:18 PM
show up to DIMBY on a with a trumpet and get prodded with an electric stick.

good slogan for a t-shirt if we get a good pic to go with it.

he sold the trumpet though didn't he?

let's shock him anyway.

it took me a second to drag my mind out of the gutter here.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Big Troubled Bear

#299
January 22, 2009, 10:30:44 PM
Quote from: JBubble on January 22, 2009, 07:18:27 PM
My uncle shocked himself with a cattle prod once. On purpose too. He's dumb.

No shit !!!!!!!! :o
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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