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Started by Desmostro, February 15, 2009, 06:25:20 PM

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Desmostro

February 15, 2009, 06:25:20 PM
I found this small child wondering around a race track jumping in puddles.

Tigre? kids already?!  ;)  [laugh]
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desmoquattro

#1
February 15, 2009, 08:10:17 PM
Or maybe he's just influencing others' kids?
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February 15, 2009, 09:30:51 PM
Quote from: Desmostro on February 15, 2009, 06:25:20 PM
I found this small child wondering around a race track jumping in puddles.

Tigre? kids already?!  ;)  [laugh]


Nah. I think he is more into Nascar... Check out his boots to be Tigre's Child. Plus I heard Tigre was shooting blanks anyways  ;D
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mostrobelle

#3
February 15, 2009, 10:26:54 PM
Quote from: Desmostro on February 15, 2009, 06:25:20 PM
Tigre? kids already?!  ;)  [laugh]


None that he claims...but the resemlance to this one might be tough to refute.   [laugh]
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johnc

#4
February 15, 2009, 11:02:23 PM
he must be stopped ... before he can reproduce.

desmoquattro

#5
February 16, 2009, 07:51:15 AM
Quote from: johnc on February 15, 2009, 11:02:23 PM
he must be stopped ... before he can reproduce.

See, we said that about Spidey too but he eventually managed to spawn. Ducati MOB...all talk, no forced sterilizations ;D
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'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso) 
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

Desmostro

#6
February 16, 2009, 10:40:35 AM
Quote from: johnc on February 15, 2009, 11:02:23 PM
he must be stopped ... before he can reproduce.
[laugh]

A new race is born...
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Drunken Monkey

#7
February 16, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
My money is on some sort of lab creation made from Tigre's nail clippings and hairs plucked from his helmet...
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

desmoquattro

#8
February 16, 2009, 10:56:10 AM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on February 16, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
My money is on some sort of lab creation made from Tigre's nail clippings and hairs plucked from his helmet...

...and cross-referenced with DNA from Mr. Whiskers. It'll have super powers, like the ability to ring a bell for food.
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso) 
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

johnc

#9
February 16, 2009, 12:59:26 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on February 16, 2009, 10:46:20 AM
My money is on some sort of lab creation made from Tigre's nail clippings and hairs plucked from his helmet...


or, one could scrap up crash scene spooge from pretty much any turn @ sears point  [roll]

johnc

#10
February 16, 2009, 01:03:52 PM
Quote from: desmoquattro on February 16, 2009, 07:51:15 AM
See, we said that about Spidey too but he eventually managed to spawn. Ducati MOB...all talk, no forced sterilizations ;D

i vote for this ... and forced frontal lobotomies for 99.9% of cage drivers as well.

and while were at it, let's get DTM some sort of intestinal surgery to prevent those WMD farts he produces when he locks the windows in his car when giving you a ride back from zeit-night events.

desmoquattro

#11
February 16, 2009, 01:07:43 PM
Quote from: johnc on February 16, 2009, 01:03:52 PM
i vote for this ... and forced frontal lobotomies for 99.9% of cage drivers as well.

and while were at it, let's get DTM some sort of intestinal surgery to prevent those WMD farts he produces when he locks the windows in his car when giving you a ride back from zeit-night events.

Really, I'd think that you'd want to keep DTM off of dirt bikes before you talk about intestinal surgery.
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso) 
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

johnc

#12
February 16, 2009, 03:31:07 PM
nope ... i can ride way ahead of dtm in the dirt, so i can stay the hell out of harms way. 

i am much more concerned about his intestinal disorder's effect on the environment.

Quote from: desmoquattro on February 16, 2009, 01:07:43 PM
Really, I'd think that you'd want to keep DTM off of dirt bikes before you talk about intestinal surgery.

Desmostro

#13
February 16, 2009, 04:25:55 PM
Quote from: johnc on February 16, 2009, 01:03:52 PM
i vote for this ... and forced frontal lobotomies for 99.9% of cage drivers as well.

and while were at it, let's get DTM some sort of intestinal surgery to prevent those WMD farts he produces when he locks the windows in his car when giving you a ride back from zeit-night events.

The smart money is on harnessing that for energy production.
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

johnc

#14
February 16, 2009, 05:45:27 PM
perhaps ... if science can only minimize the negative greenhouse effect that it has.

Quote from: Desmostro on February 16, 2009, 04:25:55 PM
The smart money is on harnessing that for energy production.

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