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Got Duc

#46335
August 27, 2009, 05:13:56 PM
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Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

red baron

#46336
August 27, 2009, 05:14:28 PM
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

ducpainter

#46337
August 27, 2009, 05:19:32 PM
Quote from: trouble on August 27, 2009, 05:14:28 PM

Que?


business...

life...

your puppy...

anything you want to talk about. ;)
Quote from: Got Duc on August 27, 2009, 05:13:56 PM
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hey
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


somegirl

#46338
August 27, 2009, 05:19:47 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 27, 2009, 03:41:51 PM
he he....no more daytime DMF shenanigans

Fingers crossed for you! [thumbsup]
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Stella

#46339
August 27, 2009, 05:52:42 PM
Was just pulled in on a government RFP.  Yesterday.  It's due by 3pm tomorrow. 
WHY did I not get this sooner?  I would have called in the BP reserves!  (Like everyone
else, my fingers and toes are crossed for you BP â€" good luck!!!)    [thumbsup]

RFP is for:  Call center, multiple web sites, marketing strategies, database mgt system...
all of which requires detailed budgets, staff, cost estimates and justifications...blah blah...
Not to mention getting all the financial details of the business and of our subcontractors. 
This is easily a month's worth of work.  The person leading the charge is certain we can
do it and we have a good shot at getting it.  (Seriously?!?)  [bang] [bang] [bang]   
There. Is. No. Way. Period.  I. Will. Never. Get. This. Time. Back.   :'(

Help. Me.

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Got Duc

#46340
August 27, 2009, 05:54:47 PM
Hey DP

I am done for the night...
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#46341
August 27, 2009, 05:55:40 PM
Quote from: Got Duc on August 27, 2009, 05:54:47 PM
Hey DP

I am done for the night...
Feeling OK?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


somegirl

#46342
August 27, 2009, 05:55:46 PM
Good luck P. :-\
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Statler

#46343
August 27, 2009, 05:56:06 PM
Quote from: Stella on August 27, 2009, 05:52:42 PM
Was just pulled in on a government RFP.  Yesterday.  It's due by 3pm tomorrow. 
WHY did I not get this sooner?  I would have called in the BP reserves!  (Like everyone
else, my fingers and toes are crossed for you BP â€" good luck!!!)    [thumbsup]

RFP is for:  Call center, multiple web sites, marketing strategies, database mgt system...
all of which requires detailed budgets, staff, cost estimates and justifications...blah blah...
Not to mention getting all the financial details of the business and of our subcontractors. 
This is easily a month's worth of work.  The person leading the charge is certain we can
do it and we have a good shot at getting it.  (Seriously?!?)  [bang] [bang] [bang]   
There. Is. No. Way. Period.  I. Will. Never. Get. This. Time. Back.   :'(

Help. Me.





make the beast with two backs.    Every three to five years we spend three weeks of not sleeping preparing our bid for the state RFP in our area.  Hundreds of hours of work.


Good luck.  Fingers crossed.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Bick

#46344
August 27, 2009, 05:57:10 PM
And you are waiting until tonight to ask for help?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Randimus Maximus

#46345
August 27, 2009, 05:58:14 PM
Ning all.

Wish I could help Stella, but I'm in a hotel in Cedar City, UT for the evening.  :-\

There ain't shit to do here, either.  :(

Randimus Maximus

#46346
August 27, 2009, 06:26:55 PM
Brent Musberger is annoying.

Stella

#46347
August 27, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
My bright lights:

1.  DMF breaks
2.  PBR (it IS a Thursday and I DO need to work so no grief on this choice please)
3.  Randimus has a really cool new, metal sculpture waiting for him at his house
4.  A SLEEPING dog!!!

Over.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Randimus Maximus

#46348
August 27, 2009, 06:36:50 PM
Quote from: Stella on August 27, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
My bright lights:

1.  DMF breaks Just make sure you don't spend too much time here.
2.  PBR (it IS a Thursday and I DO need to work so no grief on this choice please) I wish I had a PBR right about now.
3.  Randimus has a really cool new, metal sculpture waiting for him at his house Thanks, honey!
4.  A SLEEPING dog!!!  [thumbsup]

Over.

Bick

#46349
August 27, 2009, 06:42:14 PM
Quote from: Stella on August 27, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
4.  A SLEEPING dog!!!

Is this not Brian's normal state? 
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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