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The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Monsterlover

Quote from: ducpainter on June 22, 2010, 04:57:20 PM
nope...

you heard about that oil well gone bad right?

When the oil stops coming out...

the ocean will start to enter.

The Gulf of Mexico...

and most all the oceans will then enter the well.

It will put out the fire at the center of our planet and we will all freeze. ;D


^

oh noes!!!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

Quote from: Got Duc on June 22, 2010, 04:58:54 PM
very creative....

They should just give the well a bloodclot.  ;D
perspective ;D
Quote from: Statler on June 22, 2010, 05:00:47 PM
no no no no...all the heat is being wiped out by G's feet at night.   trust me.  That is how we all freeze to death and the world becomes an orbiting cold rock.
drop in the bucket... [laugh]

or...

perspective. :P

I love perspective...

it works everywhere. [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Got Duc

Deal King!

Did you get the chevy?
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Got Duc

Done.

All unanswered questions please hold till tomorrow  ;D

Later
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Monsterlover

Not yet...

Currently were $500 apart.

I don't think they are going to cave so my new tack is for them to fix a couple drips I found when it was up on the lift, new rear tires and split the 500 with me.

:D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Duck-Stew

Quote from: NoisyDante on June 22, 2010, 03:30:56 PM
Happily Stew gave me a picture of a Volkswagon toaster back at 900 posts  ;D

Woot!!!  1000 posts!!!  More crazy kitchen appliances for you courtesy of your friends at the DMF:




:P  (gasoline powered blender... btw)
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: ducpainter on June 22, 2010, 04:41:42 PM
Who's left? :P

[bacon]

sorry dp...  on the left side of the picture, to the right of the other riders, on the red MONSTER!  ;)


;D




[bacon]

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: ducpainter on June 22, 2010, 04:48:58 PM
Are you trying to create a Bacon Track Junkie?

Too late, I'm hooked!   [moto]

;D

[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

NoisyDante

Quote from: Duck-Stew on June 22, 2010, 07:07:13 PM
Woot!!!  1000 posts!!!  More crazy kitchen appliances for you courtesy of your friends at the DMF:




:P  (gasoline powered blender... btw)

Thanks good sir!  I'm wondering what on earth would be worthy to make in an apparatus such as this.
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Duck-Stew

Quote from: NoisyDante on June 22, 2010, 07:19:15 PM
Thanks good sir!  I'm wondering what on earth would be worthy to make in an apparatus such as this.

Some hi-test alcoholic beverage I'd wager a guess...   ;D
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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