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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Stella

#126405
Respectfully disagree that that's a simple solution. I would have had to do that several times last night.  It defeats the purpose of not being interrupted (from absolutely nothing or knee deep in a work project or making dinner or painting my nails or skyping with my 7 y/o nephew before he goes to bed) and from making the dogs go berserk.


Is motion sensor or remote controlled pepper spray a little extreme?    ;D


I swear I really do like (most) people.  I just don't like interruptions at the abode.    :)




"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

zooom

Quote from: Stella on April 12, 2013, 10:55:56 AM
Is motion sensor or remote controlled pepper spray a little extreme?    ;D


I swear I really do like (most) people.  I just don't like interruptions at the abode.    :)






how about a motion activated smell bomb...like a stinky sulphury fart smell or a skunk smell or something absolutely noxious but not overtly harmful to anyone...

and the point I was sorta getting at Stella on my previous suggestion was more for the idea for doing that to 1 or 2 and then word will get around and soon none of them will come around...
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RAT900

#126407
call the police and tell them strangers are pounding on your door

and never open your door to strangers.....especially ones who look like Adventists and Watchtower peddlers
This is an insult to the Pez community

DarkMonster620

Quote from: ungeheuer on April 12, 2013, 09:57:19 AM
Evening Ducatters  [drink] [beer] [drink]

Busy week makes for a thirsty ungeheuer.  Did find time to pick up my newly laced up front wheel, so the DR's new RMZ front end is now complete  8)




Complete RMZ front end?

Came across this on ebilbuk, actually is true and it really work back in my day ..



RAT, last time any of those groups came to my place on a Sunday, I was working on the bike, at the exact time one of them came to talk to me, my iPod suddenly and loudly played a song[Iron Maiden] about  the things they came to preach on how to avoid plus Max and Enzo were giving them a hard time talking over the barking
Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
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MendoDave

Quote from: RAT900 on April 12, 2013, 11:43:10 AM
call the police and tell them strangers are pounding on your door

and never open your door to strangers.....especially ones who look like Adventists and Watchtower peddlers

Home but hiding.

ducpainter

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 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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ducpainter

Normally this time of year we see sweepers being dragged down the secondary state roads pushing sand...

not friggin snowplows pushing snow. [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



DarkMonster620

Quote from: ducpainter on April 12, 2013, 05:49:22 PM
Normally this time of year we see sweepers being dragged down the secondary state roads pushing sand...

not friggin snowplows pushing snow. [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]

still snowing?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lethe

Quote from: ducpainter on April 12, 2013, 05:49:22 PM
Normally this time of year we see sweepers being dragged down the secondary state roads pushing sand...

not friggin snowplows pushing snow. [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]
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ducpainter

Quote from: lethe on April 12, 2013, 06:00:23 PM
"Let's move to NH where we can get away from the city folk, what could the downside be?"
The snow is temporary and simply a source of something to pregnant dog about.

The alternative is far more long lasting. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."