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Started by The Plumber, March 11, 2009, 12:13:25 PM

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Kawboy

#45
March 12, 2009, 07:20:24 PM
Quote from: Zaster on March 12, 2009, 07:13:53 PM
Bonfy,
Do you get the impression he is calling us old?

Listen you young whipper shnappers, I figured I could get away with that seeing as I'm the old man of the bunch. ;D
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advise.   (Bill Cosby)

bonfy

#46
March 12, 2009, 07:22:53 PM Last Edit: March 12, 2009, 07:27:08 PM by bonfy
The most memorable (and funniest) time I ever heard that little rhyme was when I met Scottish's soon-to-be-in-law's for the first time.  We went to dinner and one of the us ordered lemonade.  He just absent-mindedly started reciting it.  When he got past milk, milk, lemonade, his face just seized up in horror as we all looked on expectantly.  Then we burst out laughing and it was one of those things that still strikes us as absolutely hilarious.  Later in the dinner, when the father-in-law bit into a cherry peppeer and squirted juice all the way across the table onto Scottish's shirt, we completely lost it.   It was definitely one of those you-had-to-be-there moments.   [laugh] [laugh]  

Oops, I was so caught up in Memory Lane that I missed the post where Kawboy called us old farts.  That's okay.  It goes with the territory down there.  Age is relative.  Right?
The Smelly Pirate Hooker

kingbaby

#47
March 12, 2009, 10:35:25 PM Last Edit: March 12, 2009, 11:06:49 PM by kingbaby
Quote from: bonfy on March 12, 2009, 07:01:39 PM
I seriously considered starting a new thread called "Show me your pinkee" after Zaster's post, but I figured it would get locked within 16 minutes or whatever the PR set by Kingbaby was last week. 

 


Wish I could take all the credit for that lock, but I have to give credit this time to the same three forum flying monkeys that lurk around waiting to rain on people's parades.

Fortunately they tend to keep their long noses out of the NMMR. 

Heres my " 3 cents worth"


We love ya' Bonfy




Dusty & I are laughin our asses off that she posted  "American Pie"  and not a peep.      Imagine that 

" easy big fella where you stick you're flute"    [clap]     [bacon]




   
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

bonfy

#48
March 13, 2009, 07:16:56 AM
 [clap]
Yes, that was hilarious.  I don't think I've ever seen American Pie all the way through so the band camp reference had always eluded me till now.

Sorry about giving you full credit for the thread lock.  [evil]     I do realized there were a lot of other board personalaties jumping into the fray.  Isn't it funny how fast things spin up around here.  IMHO Ducatisti are an edgey lot, of which I am the edgiest, at times.   :-[
The Smelly Pirate Hooker

Count Desmo

#49
March 13, 2009, 01:25:15 PM
Kingbaby, I'm absolutely shocked by that glove!

Er...wait a sec....

kingbaby

#50
March 13, 2009, 01:52:50 PM Last Edit: March 13, 2009, 03:36:02 PM by kingbaby
Quote from: bonfy on March 13, 2009, 07:16:56 AM
[clap]
Yes, that was hilarious.  I don't think I've ever seen American Pie all the way through so the band camp reference had always eluded me till now.

Sorry about giving you full credit for the thread lock.  [evil]     I do realized there were a lot of other board personalaties jumping into the fray.  Isn't it funny how fast things spin up around here.  IMHO Ducatisti are an edgey lot, of which I am the edgiest, at times.   :-[

No worries Captain Hook-er, when I can take all the credit you know I will.  I just started noticing a couple of those fellas seem to get all "holier than thou" 
Ya' know...all wanna' be J.C. style, when someone makes a comment they don't agree with.

Remember, theres always two sides to every story  & a punchline.
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

kingbaby

#51
March 13, 2009, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: Count Desmo on March 13, 2009, 01:25:15 PM
Kingbaby, I'm absolutely shocked by that glove!

Er...wait a sec....

Cums in all sizes   ;D
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Electron

#52
March 13, 2009, 05:29:10 PM
Quote from: kingbaby on March 12, 2009, 10:35:25 PM

Wish I could take all the credit for that lock, but I have to give credit this time to the same three forum flying monkeys that lurk around waiting to rain on people's parades.

Fortunately they tend to keep their long noses out of the NMMR. 

Heres my " 3 cents worth"


We love ya' Bonfy




Dusty & I are laughin our asses off that she posted  "American Pie"  and not a peep.      Imagine that 

" easy big fella where you stick you're flute"    [clap]     [bacon]




   

I like how you snuck in teh shocker.   8)




kingbaby

#53
March 13, 2009, 05:37:30 PM Last Edit: March 13, 2009, 05:42:35 PM by kingbaby
No sneakin' there, but thanks for the stinky finger dictionary.   [thumbsup]   
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Dusty

#54
March 13, 2009, 05:51:02 PM
Electron, I see you're gangsta, we're a little gangsta too...

kingbaby

#55
March 13, 2009, 05:55:14 PM
I love this thread  [clap]   I feel lika 12yr old girl...with a flute.
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

The Plumber

#56
March 13, 2009, 06:26:19 PM
Quote from: kingbaby on March 13, 2009, 05:55:14 PM
I love this thread  [clap]   I feel lika 12yr old girl...with a flute.

Put Where???? 

bonfy

#57
March 13, 2009, 06:45:21 PM
Quote from: kingbaby on March 13, 2009, 05:55:14 PM
I love this thread  [clap]   I feel lika 12yr old girl...with a flute.

The Smelly Pirate Hooker

Electron

#58
March 13, 2009, 06:45:44 PM
Quote from: The Plumber on March 13, 2009, 06:26:19 PM
Put Where???? 

In his vagina.  Deal with it.

kingbaby

#59
March 13, 2009, 06:51:30 PM
Quote from: Electron on March 13, 2009, 06:45:44 PM
In his vagina.  Deal with it.

Electron, U sure gotta purdy mouth.
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.
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