The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread

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A yucky swing arm means that I actually lubed my chain between the 600 and the 7500 mile service.  In fact, right before I rode through a damned good dust-up on the Crest.  I try not to be over-the-top AR.  Baby steps...

[Kawboy]

Wow!  Who's that hot babe next to Lance at the pool!!   

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ha! HA!  That's Lance's pimp/mistress/madam/slave/PR agent, more or less.   

[Lance Thruster]

Yeah, baby, you left out chauffeur and succubus.   

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   Lance is complaining that he hasn't had any new pictures posted of him lately so I dug these up out of the archives:

Here is Lance with his new buddy, WannaDucBad's Pet Monster.  He's got him right where he wants him.



Going where no gargoyle has gone before:



Here is Lance along for the ride on San Luis Peak, his first foray up a 14'er!

[Lance Thruster]

Yeah, baby, we hit the trail this week and I had me a good ole time cupcakin' through Colorado.  Checked out this mine up by Creede:



Saw some totally rad peaks, she is a runnin' fool when lightening strikes, I thought she trusted me!



I demanded she toss me in the rapids and I'd race her to the bridge down by the Colorado River, but she's so posessive, I couldn't shake her:



She let me sleep among the leather and gear, my most comfy spot:

[Lance Thruster]

My newest homie!  The Baconator!  We's tight already!



Mr. Bacon wants to know where I get my nails done!  Very metro!

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LANCE HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY FOR DERELICTION OF DUTY. 



Apparently too much party in Ouray.

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Hey all you Lance Thruster groupies, Lance made the New Mexican last night at his first Zozobra appearance.  So run your happy asses out and buy your own personal copy.  I found a couple copies at Smith's.  He's on C7 under "Doom for Old Man Gloom - Sorrows Smoked".  He's bouncing off the walls with glee!  He thinks Playboy will be calling him next.   

Here's the link if you don't need a paper copy for your scrapbooks!   

www.santafenewmexican.com/Local%20News/5-zozobra

[Scottish]

OMG!!!!  I'm suprised he didn't plug his campaign. Musta been all the fire had him heated up. 

[Kawboy]

Careful Lance.  If you had gotten too close you might have had to change your personality and become the blob as a puddle of liquid latex.

[hunkypunk]

Poor Lance  "is there a cure for his pain?"

[Lance Thruster]

I'm having an identity crisis.  Need love (or hate) from the NMMR.     

[Lance Thruster]

Here I am in Bryce Canyon.  Yeah, eat your heart out....



And this was Zion:



And this was the Grand Canyon:



And this was Glenn Dam at Lake Powell:



All better.  Thanks!

[Count Desmo]

Those pics bring back good memories, you little black bastard.