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Started by Kaveh, May 16, 2008, 11:00:15 PM

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lazylightnin717

#240
May 12, 2014, 04:08:34 PM
Just dropping in here for trying to be helpful  :D
Comes a time
When the blind man takes your hand
Says don't you see
Gotta' make it somehow
On the dreams you still believe

Grampa

#241
August 14, 2014, 04:33:17 PM
got my wife, got my bottle, got my kittens to pet. I'ma gonn'a stay here for awhile.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#242
August 14, 2014, 04:33:48 PM
what'd you do?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#243
August 14, 2014, 04:35:56 PM
I have an attitude that only a purring kitten on my tummy with a whiskey chaser can fix.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#244
August 14, 2014, 04:37:13 PM
even that is only temporary.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#245
August 14, 2014, 04:40:40 PM
I know.... the kittens grow up so fast.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#246
August 14, 2014, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 14, 2014, 04:40:40 PM
I know.... the kittens grow up so fast.
Time marches on
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


ducpainter

#247
January 07, 2016, 03:01:47 PM
I'm here for thinking how make the beast with two backsed up the ACA is.

make the beast with two backs every hospital...doctor...and insurance company in this country...

you all can blow a dead goat.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


DRKWNG

#248
January 07, 2016, 04:56:09 PM
Don't hold back Nate.  Tell us how you really feel?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

duccarlos

#249
January 11, 2016, 08:32:08 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 07, 2016, 03:01:47 PM
I'm here for thinking how make the beast with two backsed up the ACA is.

make the beast with two backs every hospital...doctor...and insurance company in this country...

you all can blow a dead goat.

If I had to ban myself for thinking this, I would have a permaban
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

MendoDave

#250
March 14, 2016, 09:10:38 AM
Lurk.

For getting on Nate's last nerve.

koko64

#251
March 14, 2016, 11:08:34 AM
Howdy.
Me for being silly.
2015 Scrambler 800

ungeheuer

#252
March 23, 2016, 11:30:43 PM
My appearance here does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt.
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Oldfisti

#253
March 24, 2016, 06:08:21 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on March 23, 2016, 11:30:43 PM
My appearance here does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt.


Rules of being interrogated...


Deny, deny, deny.


;)
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

GK

#254
March 28, 2016, 01:42:35 PM
Quote from: Oldfisti on March 24, 2016, 06:08:21 AM

Rules of being interrogated...


Deny, deny, deny.


;)

I have no recollection of that brief! 🤐
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