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DucMouse the Mighty

it hasnt been much warmer...well at least these last few days...todays high is in the low 30's

but the weather people say its suppose to get back up into the 50's...I'll believe it when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

but who knows...

people just dont know how to deal/prepare for weather like this and it has been in sane
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

Duck-Stew

Nic!  Sorry to hear you'll be visiting to take care of the mess, but it will be good to see you...  'Ol Red Dog is ready for ya...  Will PM you later about the bike...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Cloner

Not Ducati related....not New Mexico related....but definitely motorcycle related:

In 1923, Who Was:

1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. The Great Bear of Wall Street?

In their day, these men were considered some of the worlds most successful.

Now, 88 years later, we ask what ultimately became of them.


The Answers:


1. The president of the largest steel company.
Charles Schwab,

died a pauper.

2. The president of the largest gas company,
Edward Hopson,

went insane.

3. The president of the NYSE,
Richard Whitney,

was released from prison to die at home.

4. The greatest wheat speculator,
Arthur Cooger,

died abroad, penniless.

5. The president of
the Bank of International Settlement,

shot himself.

6 The Great Bear of Wall Street,
Cosabee Livermore,

also committed suicide


However,
In that same year, 1923,
the winner of the worlds most important road race, the Isle of Man T.T., was
Stanley Woods.

What became of him?

He won 10 T.T. races between 1923 and 1939,
He lived on the Isle of Man and rode motorcycles all his life.
He lapped the island circuit at 82 mph in 1957 (The Golden Jubilee) aged 54
He was a wealthy man when he died aged 90.

The Moral:


F*** work.
Ride motorcycles.
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

KRJ



   Awsome Cloner, I totally agree........Ride Hard, Die Free and Happy   [moto] [moto]
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

nicrosato

Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.

kingbaby

Quote from: KRJ on February 22, 2011, 08:44:56 AM
Die Free and Happy   [moto] [moto]

I can now.  Went to the police range early yesterday morning & got to hit my first target (The size of a sheet of paper) @ 600yrds.
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

nicrosato

QuoteWent to the police range early yesterday morning & got to hit my first target (The size of a sheet of paper) @ 600yrds.

Got to love them RPG's...
Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.

kingbaby

Quote from: nicrosato on February 23, 2011, 07:18:10 AM
Got to love them RPG's...

Shoulda thought of that before. Would have saved many hrs. & sore shoulders  [laugh]

Savage 11/111 w/Swarovski Optics.  Seeing as this is a gun to use for 1000yrd comp. to hit the size of a quarter, I can't say I'm bragging by any means. But, damn it's fun when you pull the trigger & dust gets sucked in around you. 
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

DucMouse the Mighty

ok guys, so i had this WONDERFUL DREAM!!!!

it involves the whole gang, we all went to this ducati party at some store and we got to meet Rossi and Hayden  [thumbsup] but somehow it ended up being all of us at some house just hanging out with them and eating ice cream ;D

and i get some 1:1 time with nicky...which isnt what you think. it was flirty and cute...which right there should tell you its a dream [roll] cause if it was real i would totally be grasbbing his man package [laugh]

but just thought i would let you guys know...cause that just tells me that it there will be a time that I will meet him [drool]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

nicrosato

There is nothing to be said in response to that, Mousie: It stands on its own.

Hey, KB- never mind those precision weapons. I'm into shotguns.
Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.

kingbaby

Quote from: nicrosato on February 24, 2011, 02:01:15 PM


Hey, KB- never mind those precision weapons. I'm into shotguns.

So you may be more interested in my Remington 870 express JIC (Just In Case) with pistol grip & 18.5" barrel.  My version of home alarm/security. 20ft. guarantied can not miss.  Also a Benelli Legacy ... Thats my purdy one  ;D
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

nicrosato

Now, that's what I'm talking about!
Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.

gratefulduc

Quote from: kingbaby on February 24, 2011, 02:52:16 PM
So you may be more interested in my Remington 870 express JIC (Just In Case) with pistol grip & 18.5" barrel.  My version of home alarm/security. 20ft. guarantied can not miss.  Also a Benelli Legacy ... Thats my purdy one  ;D
i want one
'90 750 sport

kingbaby

All your travels in "Hillbillyville", Loorenzo. I bet there's some folks with some gooooood toys they want to unload.... You've got my #  ;D

My favorite show: http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/sons-of-guns/

I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

kingbaby

I know the elitist euro crowd doesn't care about races that only turn left, or, do I dare say it here? Drag racing  :o  But the Chili Bowl (Sprint cars at their best) from Tulsa is on Speed Channel now.
...Supercross (they turn both ways) is on @ 6. But Ducati is not represented, so....  [coffee]
 
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.