NEW THURSDAY Shennigians

[bonfy]

I showed up for bowling at around 7:15 and no one was there.      I guess everyone was busy "boweling".  Must have been messy!  

BTW the karting was a blast.  Where else can you go all out and not have to keep an eye out for Smokey.

Why didn't you used your cell phone to call hunky punk?  He didn't hesitate to call me on his about my whereabouts that night.  There was some major ball-dropping going on that night in more ways than one.   I thought that's why all you guys have call phones, so you don't miss any important appointments.   

Glad karting was so much fun.  However, without pictures, it never happened.  You'll have to ask DucMouse about locations where you can go all out and not keep an eye out for Smokey.  I think that's like...everywhere?  Just get yourself a white jacket and a red wig, and you, too, can fly under the radar or just get warnings.

[hunkypunk]

I brought my own ball but couldnt find the ball washing machine?

I wanted to go Karting I thought we were going to go in a couple weeks.....glad Brokeback got some..oops I mean Kawboy got some practice in before I come a spankin' the track???!!! How much do they charge anyway...what with the cost of gas?

[bonfy]

I brought my own ball but couldnt find the ball washing machine?

Oh, she wasn't there.  She was down at Two Fools.

Yeah, and how fast do those little buggies really go?  Will I need to wear my gear?  Shut Up!  I am the Iron Ducatista!   P.S.  Do they have roll bars?

[kingbaby]

So the proof is in the pooting - oops I mean pudding.  Ducnite bowling with an engine - now we are talkin'!!!  The night started with liquid courage at Kelly's. Then off to the track with DucMouse, Adrianna, Dusty, Jim, Kawboy and myself! Someone call the authorities, this is gonna get ugly!!!!

Kawboy in the pits:


Action shot of me:


After hours race awards party:


DucMouse sporting a head sock:


Then Godec showed up (sorry no pics) and a good time was had by all...Kawboy and I are off to set the new track record, hope you all can be there

[Kawboy]

Why didn't you used your cell phone to call hunky punk?  He didn't hesitate to call me on his about my whereabouts that night.  There was some major ball-dropping going on that night in more ways than one.   I thought that's why all you guys have call phones, so you don't miss any important appointments. 

Touche.  I didn't use what I nagged you about not having.  I consider myself properly spanked.  (Calm down DucMouse.  It was just a one time inroad into your area of expertise.)

Glad karting was so much fun.  However, without pictures, it never happened.  You'll have to ask DucMouse about locations where you can go all out and not keep an eye out for Smokey.  I think that's like...everywhere?  Just get yourself a white jacket and a red wig, and you, too, can fly under the radar or just get warnings.

Without the underlying equipment, a white jacket and red wig would not be enough;  unless she was a Smokette.


The karts max out at about 30 mph, but inside the building that seems pretty fast.  Cost is $25 (I think) per race unless you do the membership thing which I think is the better way to go, especially if you're going to go more than once a year.  It's $30 for the year which includes your first race and then $15 for each race after that. 

[bonfy]

Holy Shit!!      I'll save my money for track day instead.  No way am I paying $25 to go roundy-round in a go-kart.  Ain't happening even if I win the lotto.  Like I said, karting just ain't my thang.   I know!!!!!  Let's go to WaterWorld!  $18 and that's for a whole day, not just a race. 

[ducducgooseme]

Holy Shit!!      I'll save my money for track day instead.  No way am I paying $25 to go roundy-round in a go-kart.  Ain't happening even if I win the lotto.  Like I said, karting just ain't my thang.   I know!!!!!  Let's go to WaterWorld!  $18 and that's for a whole day, not just a race. 

WaterWorld means I have to take my shirt off.  That alone will scare all the women and children.  Plus, I would have to fend off the masses who want to save the great beached whale and roll me back into the surf.  Watch out for my blow hole damn it!!

[JJ]

WaterWorld means I have to take my shirt off.  That alone will scare all the women and children.  Plus, I would have to fend off the masses who want to save the great beached whale and roll me back into the surf.  Watch out for my blow hole damn it!!

Well, good point...exactly what I felt when I vacationed on the beaches through new year! However, since then...bought a digital weighing scale....no beef/pork, no chicken...only fish...vegetables, skip a meal...less/no beer...run 3 miles at Chavez with weight training for back and 45-min static cycle...

& wow! I lost 10 kgs (not pounds) in 3 months! Plus, I can move lot faster across the bike on leans and get better top speeds! Ofcourse, Mom's presence here is adding peaks and comments like "Eeeks you should eat more...you will never get married...blah blah...!"

JJ

[bonfy]

You guys sound like anorexics.  Am I the only one who doesn't get it?  Stop looking at GQ and those other magazines like Playgirl that objectify men.  Who are you comparing yourself to anyway?  You both look like models for Gold's Gym so stop with the whining about your physiques...and get down on your knees and give me 10.

[ducducgooseme]

You guys sound like anorexics.  Am I the only one who doesn't get it?  Stop looking at GQ and those other magazines like Playgirl that objectify men.  Who are you comparing yourself to anyway?  You both look like models for Gold's Gym so stop with the whining about your physiques...and get down on your knees and give me 10.

LOLOL...here, let me throw away my Playgirl now...   

1 and 2 and 3 and 4...

[JJ]

You guys sound like anorexics.  Am I the only one who doesn't get it?  Stop looking at GQ and those other magazines like Playgirl that objectify men.  Who are you comparing yourself to anyway?  You both look like models for Gold's Gym so stop with the whining about your physiques...and get down on your knees and give me 10.

Yes M'am...1, 2 , 3 ...how about 30...might sweat a few as well...
All those Motorcyclist and Sportrider...put my fitness to that of a cosmic blob from Mars!!! 

[bonfy]

Welcome to my world.  But all seriousness aside, you sound like a candidate for "Intervention".  If someone shows up at  your door asking if you would like to be in a documentary, consider it a sign... .   

Now you have to start over:  1 and a 2 and a 3....

[JJ]

Welcome to my world.  But all seriousness aside, you sound like a candidate for "Intervention".  If someone shows up at  your door asking if you would like to be in a documentary, consider it a sign... .   

Now you have to start over:  1 and a 2 and a 3....

Alright Bonfy...Some of thy humor was not perceived by my rather slow and retarded nugget...
But, then I ran again today and I can literally feel the aliens having intercourse with my head...Time to cook and dine a FAT SALMON!

[kingbaby]

Dusty & I have found our third favorite passtime for a rainy day.  one is carting "eek ! scary ! pricey ! ".  x-box 360 at Monunent Valley rocks !
   

[bonfy]

Alright Bonfy...Some of thy humor was not perceived by my rather slow and retarded nugget...
But, then I ran again today and I can literally feel the aliens having intercourse with my head...Time to cook and dine a FAT SALMON!

Some of my humor is not perceived by me either.  That's when Lance, my resident alien, has taken control of my frontal lobes.  How was the FAT SALMON?  I myself dined on Buddig and string cheese.