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Started by MsTek, May 18, 2009, 04:34:24 PM

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Spicoli

#30
May 19, 2009, 12:30:08 PM
Quote from: MsTek on May 18, 2009, 04:34:24 PM
Can you find him for me?  I bet he has a PhD  He is sooooooo cool!

Tracked him down for you.  You can thank me later.

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Call him anytime.  Just ring  362-4364
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#31
May 19, 2009, 12:33:14 PM
I can see him trying this in Chicago.... and getting ran over by a cab  [thumbsup]
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brimo

#32
May 19, 2009, 01:41:58 PM
Quote from: Magnus on May 18, 2009, 06:35:39 PM
what's the category, "Dudes that ride girls bikes" ? 

;D

So does that put Cruise in the category of "girls who ride dudes bikes and shoot guns" ?
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

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http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

ducatiz

#33
May 19, 2009, 01:45:53 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 18, 2009, 09:04:14 PM
Who's Ted Nuget?

Where you referring to 'The Nuge'?  aka Ted Nugent?

no, Ted Nugget, the famous chicken innovator.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

kopfjäger

#34
May 19, 2009, 04:08:09 PM
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MsTek

#35
May 20, 2009, 05:48:01 AM
^^ poor bike!
"Do something each day that scares you..."

Xiphias

#36
May 20, 2009, 08:38:59 PM Last Edit: May 21, 2009, 04:27:19 PM by Xiphias
I don't get it. He goes through a of bunch extra movements, by the time he got his little .25 out, someone with a shotgun would've made his life better.
Hi-ho-hi-ho....its off to the track I go.................

il d00d

#37
May 21, 2009, 02:27:07 PM
I'm a glass-is-half-full kinda guy, so a short list of things I would like to think he is shooting at:

- another dude resting on his wheely bar, shooting back (eventually a net loss of one stunter-marksman)
- terrorists or hippies
- someone using the word "amazing" to describe something that is not amazing

ducatiz

#38
May 21, 2009, 06:17:04 PM
Quote from: il d00d on May 21, 2009, 02:27:07 PM
I'm a glass-is-half-full kinda guy, so a short list of things I would like to think he is shooting at:

- another dude resting on his wheely bar, shooting back (eventually a net loss of one stunter-marksman)
- terrorists or hippies
- someone using the word "amazing" to describe something that is not amazing

you're OK with me, bud!   [thumbsup]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#39
May 21, 2009, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: il d00d on May 21, 2009, 02:27:07 PM
I'm a glass-is-half-full kinda guy, so a short list of things I would like to think he is shooting at:

- another dude resting on his wheely bar, shooting back (eventually a net loss of one stunter-marksman)
- terrorists or hippies
- someone using the word "amazing" to describe something that is not amazing
what's with the hippie hating?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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DoubleEagle

#40
May 21, 2009, 11:46:01 PM
Quote from: il d00d on May 21, 2009, 02:27:07 PM
I'm a glass-is-half-full kinda guy, so a short list of things I would like to think he is shooting at:

- another dude resting on his wheely bar, shooting back (eventually a net loss of one stunter-marksman)
- terrorists or hippies
- someone using the word "amazing" to describe something that is not amazing
What's wrong with Hippies ?

They were just miss guided folks from the '60s who thought the answer to life's problems was smoke some Pot or drpo some LSD.

They now run Corporations and live in California...well most of them .

There are a lot of old Hippies living around Athens, Ohio ( the Haight-Ashbury of the East ) Ohio University.

Been there ..done that.                                               Dolph
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#41
May 22, 2009, 12:08:26 AM
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

ducatiz

#43
May 22, 2009, 06:19:27 AM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on May 21, 2009, 11:46:01 PM
What's wrong with Hippies ?

They were just miss guided folks from the '60s who thought the answer to life's problems was smoke some Pot or drpo some LSD.

They now run Corporations and live in California...well most of them .

There are a lot of old Hippies living around Athens, Ohio ( the Haight-Ashbury of the East ) Ohio University.

Been there ..done that.                                               Dolph

there are the "we love everyone and we happen to wear tie-dyes and believe in free love" hippies and there are the "make the beast with two backs you and i wear tie dyes and don't bathe and where's the free food" hippies.  the former are great at parties.  the latter look identical but will just steal all your food and leave. 

the people you describe aren't hippies, they didn't "drop out" because they are running big corporations now.  the latter are real hippies.. people who tuned in, turned on and dropped out and don't give a shit about anything.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ozrider81

#44
May 23, 2009, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: Pink on May 18, 2009, 06:34:57 PM
Yeah seriously, without dual-wielding pistols are pretty much useless against zombies.

who duel weilds pistols when chainsaw does it so much better  [popcorn]
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