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Lock up your cherubs jackos on his way

Started by brimo, June 25, 2009, 02:21:12 PM

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brimo

"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Dannog

Can't help but wonder if this is a publicity stunt or real

vossy

could it be a publicity stunt? [roll]
I'll believe it when I see that weirdo's funeral.
Even then you just don't really know if it's all fake.
Just look at Elvis- He's not dead, I saw him only the other day coming out of a fast food establishment with a burger in one hand and a coke in the other. Really I did! [coffee]
"Life's short" "Ride More"

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748s

Poor bugger,
his face fell off.

brimo

Jackson has died. To commemorate his musical achievments, McDonalds have released the McJackson Burger. It's a 50 year old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.

Michael Jackson died last night from food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.

The reports about Michael Jackson having a cardiac arrest are incorrect. He actually went to visit the childrens ward and had a stroke.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Dannog

Here we go with the bad jokes.


It's all very touching




















... something he was an expert in


Do you think they'll bury him in a bleached ebony coffin? 


With the pallbearers moonwalking the coffin?


I guess the pallbearers will be the Jackson 4 then!


Oh it's turning out to be a thriller !!


At least he'll need no make up for his next Thriller video.


Doctors Report during CPR they had to Beat It ... Beat It...


Billy Jean very upset I hear. 


Santana announce that they will re-release "Let the children play (in safety)" 


Well all need to keep the faith, that he's not gone to soon. Obviously he's in a dangerous, jam

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

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DUCMONROB

Farrah Fawcett passed away last night and when she went to the pearly gates was given 1 wish.

She wished for all the children of the world to be safe.

The next morning Michael Jackson passed away..................



Passed on by Monster Mick! ;D
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Big T

I won't be loosing any sleep over it.......  [coffee]

Don't care who you are.... Mess with kids and you deserve all you get......
   .... This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seat-belts as we prepare for take off.... (I'm the passenger now....)

pigmy

hey not fair there was no SPOILER ALERT

Big T

Quote from: pigmy on June 26, 2009, 01:16:14 AM
hey not fair there was no SPOILER ALERT

Yea I agree....

I only just found out on this thread that Wacko Jacko finaly melted....   [cheeky]  [cheeky]
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