Dear Michael Moore...

[enzo]

Did Scott talk you into giving me your 749?

Congrats on the 1198GRRR.

[tigre]

You can have it.

If you give me $$$$$.

And let me have access to it as a back-up.

[Michael Moore]

And pay no attention to those scratches on the top of it. 

[Spidey]

This bike?  I'll give you $749.  Or even $848. 

[tigre]

I'll even throw in that CD that's flying through the air.

[Drunken Monkey]

This bike?  I'll give you $749.  Or even $848. 

Please. I see your offer and raise you to $944

[Desmostro]

I'll even throw in that CD that's flying through the air.

WHAT are all those parts flying? WTF is a CD doing there? You had a disk player under the seat? 

[GEEZER]

It's the Ducati Owners/Drivers manual on CD...brand new...still in plastic wrapper.

[Desmostro]

It's the Ducati Owners/Drivers manual on CD...brand new...still in plastic wrapper.

 

Or the Brembo brake lever installation and maintenance CD, "...brand new...still in plastic wrapper."

[duckwrench13]

Could be the "got blue milk" cd from his last track day, too! 

[desmoquattro]

Could be the "got blue milk" cd from his last track day, too! 

He probably had it taped to his windscreen to remind him to look good when Dito is snapping photos.