birthday present

[KnightofNi]

so my g/f is insisting on getting me something for my b-day.

i don't really need anything, and what i want i just go buy it myself.

i'm interested to see how out of whack the suggestions are from here since the only things that i havne't bought for myself are too expensive for me to just go and buy.

no, i don't expect this to be very serious, but i don't want her to spend more than $100 on me (we agreed upon that number since i dont' want presents at all yet she insists on buying me something)

[teddy037.2]

case of spam?

donation to teddy's save a life fund?

ummm...

3/4" TiAlN coated carbide roughing end mill?

[KnightofNi]

case of spam?

donation to teddy's save a life fund?

ummm...

3/4" TiAlN coated carbide roughing end mill?

what the hell would i do with that much spam?

spam fight?

[teddy037.2]

you could make eggs, bacon, spam and sausage.

spam, bacon, sausage, and spam.

spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam.



or have the ability to house any hawaiian for... a week? lol

[KnightofNi]

you could make eggs, bacon, spam and sausage.

spam, bacon, sausage, and spam.

spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam.



or have the ability to house any hawaiian for... a week? lol

hehe she comes close to stabbing me when i sing that song as it is.

[teddy037.2]

hehe she comes close to stabbing me when i sing that song as it is.

carbide end mill, it is, then! happy birthday! 

[Pakhan]

Ask her for a rusty trombone   

[Porsche Monkey]

Ask her for a rusty trombone   

[DCXCV]

Fingerprint Glass Tray
$96 at Kaas GlassWorks, 117 Perry St., nr. Greenwich St.; 212-366-0322.

You know you want one. 

[Pakhan]

How about a flying make the beast with two backs

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/zoom/

[ZLTFUL]

You don't give a flying make the beast with two backs...


(see what I did there?) 

[KnightofNi]

Ask her for a rusty trombone   

hahaha..at one point she asked and i replied "anal"

she looked very nervous, but didn't give up as i had hoped.

i'll throw that in there. "hon, we're going ATM."

How about a flying make the beast with two backs

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/zoom/

i love it! too bad i would get fired for it. lol

[herm]

a hall pass to DIMBY (and gas/booze money)

[Goat_Herder]

Ask her for a rusty trombone   

ROTFLMAO!

[KnightofNi]

a hall pass to DIMBY (and gas/booze money)

it's work that i have to worry about on that one.

plus, it might be cold and since mel is getting married and lethe won't be there i have noone to snuggle with.