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Started by ROBsS4R, September 30, 2009, 06:23:15 PM

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Popeye the Sailor

#15
September 30, 2009, 08:42:15 PM
Quote from: mostrobelle on September 30, 2009, 07:30:04 PM
I'm guessing a few roofies, a car with a large trunk and a drive out to the lake would also make his problem go away...and then he gets to keep the bike *and* he's got insurance $ for mods. 

You had me at "a few roofies".
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Drunken Monkey

#16
September 30, 2009, 11:14:14 PM
Quote from: mostrobelle on September 30, 2009, 08:35:36 PM
That was taken in your garage, wasn't it?

Yes. It's part of the "My first contract killing" kit I bought for my daughter.

I got it for her after I noticed she kept seeing how many stuffed animals she could fit into the trunk of her Disney Princessmobile.

Start 'em young, I always say.
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#17
October 01, 2009, 05:15:35 AM
Quote from: Spidey on September 30, 2009, 07:14:17 PM
I'm confused.  Is he selling the "problem" bike so that his wife isn't mad or he's selling the bike to fund his divorce and make his "problem" go away?

selling the bike so he doesn't get divorced.


I don't understand people.


why would you go spend 17k without consulting with your spouse?
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ducatiz

#18
October 01, 2009, 05:57:28 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on October 01, 2009, 05:15:35 AM
selling the bike so he doesn't get divorced.


I don't understand people.


why would you go spend 17k without consulting with your spouse?

most men have two brains, junior.  most.
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#19
October 01, 2009, 05:59:24 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 01, 2009, 05:57:28 AM
most men have two brains, junior.  most.

thanks big brother
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sally101

#20
October 01, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on October 01, 2009, 05:15:35 AM
why would you go spend 17k without consulting with your spouse?

The more pertinent question is what female would not find the streetfighter and the spouse that rides it hawt?
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cyrus buelton

#21
October 01, 2009, 07:52:20 AM
Quote from: sally101 on October 01, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
The more pertinent question is what female would not find the streetfighter and the spouse that rides it hawt?

My wife would totally be in for it, but obviously we'd discuss it first and both go look at it!
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mostrobelle

#22
October 01, 2009, 08:10:22 AM
Quote from: sally101 on October 01, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
The more pertinent question is what female would not find the streetfighter and the spouse that rides it hawt?

Screw that...whatever he buys without consulting me becomes mine.  Problem solved, and in this case, it would work out quite nicely for yours truly.   ;D
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Popeye the Sailor

#23
October 01, 2009, 11:28:42 AM
Quote from: mostrobelle on October 01, 2009, 08:10:22 AM
Screw that...whatever he buys without consulting me becomes mine.  Problem solved, and in this case, it would work out quite nicely for yours truly.   ;D

Enzo, please go buy a lesbian hooker and a kiddie pool of jello without consulting her. Take video. Thanks.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

desmoquattro

#24
October 01, 2009, 11:33:37 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on October 01, 2009, 11:28:42 AM
Enzo, please go buy a lesbian hooker and a kiddie pool of jello without consulting her. Take video. Thanks.
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#25
October 01, 2009, 11:34:39 AM
Quote from: sally101 on October 01, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
The more pertinent question is what female would not find the streetfighter and the spouse that rides it hawt?

I found a picture of him riding it home. 

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

TCK!

#26
October 01, 2009, 01:10:50 PM
This are the situations I really love to capitalize.

hmmmm

ROBsS4R

#27
October 01, 2009, 08:31:11 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 01, 2009, 11:34:39 AM
I found a picture of him riding it home. 



Holy Crap  :o  That guy really doesnt need gear. I think he would be just fine if he crashed.
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mostrobelle

#28
October 01, 2009, 08:50:38 PM
Can you guys make out his "license plate"?  That thing is huge, too.
94,500 miles...05/22/15

jimboecv

#29
October 01, 2009, 10:42:16 PM
Quote from: desmoquattro on September 30, 2009, 06:28:19 PM
Don't tell me that's yours?
Are you asking Michael?
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