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Started by ducducgooseme, October 08, 2009, 07:59:25 PM

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ducducgooseme

PLEAAAAAAAAAASE tell me you wore a rubber.  [coffee]
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

Buckethead

He did, but it had frayed at the edge by the time he was done.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DucMouse the Mighty

WOW!!!

can i say panty pudding   [evil]


sooooooooooooo can i wash it with my boobies?  [coffee]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

kingbaby

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Quote from: Obsessed? on October 09, 2009, 07:25:42 PM
He did, but it had frayed at the edge by the time he was done.

Thanks for taking notes while filming.

Didn't know you were abbidextrous... Go figure.

Edit:  Check it out! I spelled a word like ducmouse.   ;D
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Buckethead

Well, it was a "track-tire" reference, but since you want to play that way...

I can't work a computer mouse with my left hand, so I learned to adapt and "overcome."   ;)
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

kingbaby

Quote from: Obsessed? on October 09, 2009, 08:46:48 PM
Well, it was a "track-tire" reference, but since you want to play that way...

I can't work a computer mouse with my left hand, so I learned to adapt and "overcome."   ;)

[clap]

Hey Skinner, Did I hear you got a new bike? 

make the beast with two backsin' thread jackers!  they must be jealous     8)
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

ducducgooseme

All i heard was you got a woody and mouse's panties have pudding (matt, get yourself check)  [thumbsup]
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

hunkypunk

Thou doeth sucketh the big one Mr Skinner!

...but in reality you suck! Nice mother %*#$@+! bike!

[bow_down]  [bow_down]  [bow_down]  [bow_down]  [bow_down]  [bow_down]

ducducgooseme

i only suck for money and just hold it in my mouth a little. king baby taught me that.
[coffee]


thanks buddy!  ill send more pics when she gets here
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

KRJ



  Very, very, cool..... I wanna see it in action!.   Too damn nice to track.. well almost [laugh]  [moto] 
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

ducducgooseme

nah, she was designed for the track and will be tracked.  I will just wrap her in bubble wrap first (is that part of race prep?).  Signed up to take the AMA license course and am taking the new ktm track school at Miller.  Time to learn to race!
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

nicrosato

Good luck with that.

My sense here is that some your buds are already salivating over the possibility of obtaining the bike with a salvage title if you happen to lay it down.

Not wishing you bad luck (hell, I don't even know you), but I just recently got a sense that some here would eat their young to obtain such a machine.
Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.

ducducgooseme

they eat their young anyways.  keep your fingers away from kingbaby's mouth!
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

kingbaby

Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 13, 2009, 01:57:00 PM
they eat their young anyways.  keep your fingers away from kingbaby's mouth!

   Here kitty kitty    [evil] 
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

nicrosato

btw, has the trollop been officially named yet? 'Twere mine, she'd be "My Trophy Wife".

FWIW, I learned quickly to keep everything of mine far away from KB's mouth.
Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.