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Started by ZLTFUL, October 15, 2009, 11:01:16 AM

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Grampa

#45
October 16, 2009, 03:43:08 PM
Hey Falcon..... a pussy hides where?

In a box   in the attic    [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Randimus Maximus

#46
October 16, 2009, 03:48:10 PM
I'm surprised no one posted this yet...

Balloon Boy Hoaxes Hitler

Grampa

#47
October 17, 2009, 06:29:32 PM
charges likely   [laugh]


Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Oldfisti

#48
October 18, 2009, 05:04:52 AM
CPS looking into it as well.


If this was a hoax they didn't think it through very well now did they.   :-[
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Randimus Maximus

#49
October 18, 2009, 10:44:36 AM
Looks like they world will be crashing down, just like the balloon did:

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_13589767

Oldfisti

#50
October 18, 2009, 10:57:34 AM
The sheriff said no charges had been filed yet, and the parents weren't under arrest. He said he expected to recommend charges of conspiracy, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, making a false report to authorities and attempting to influence a public servant.

Some of the most serious charges each carry a maximum sentence of six years in prison and a $500,000 fine.


Oops!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Bick

#51
October 18, 2009, 11:11:04 AM
A gift for the family...

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#52
October 18, 2009, 04:49:03 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2009, 04:51:13 PM by Bick
I think the game would be much better if you were shooting the balloon down!  [evil]

http://www.balloonboygame.com/
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Grampa

#53
October 18, 2009, 04:53:12 PM
Michelle has a friend.... she is Chinese and husband is a caucasian...they have three young boys. Her idea for halloween is  to tie a mylar balloon to her youngest  [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Stella

#54
October 19, 2009, 07:29:19 AM
Randimus:  You were right.  I was SO wrong!

;)


And I've always thought of myself as one of the biggest cynics and skeptics around but they got me!    [roll]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

junior varsity

#55
October 19, 2009, 09:11:45 AM
where can i get a balloon boy costume for halloween?!

swampduc

#56
October 19, 2009, 09:48:25 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 18, 2009, 04:53:12 PM
Michelle has a friend.... she is Chinese and husband is a caucasian...they have three young boys. Her idea for halloween is  to tie a mylar balloon to her youngest  [laugh]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
We'll need pics.
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