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ducpainter

#45
October 17, 2009, 05:49:59 AM
What about the damn plane?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Oldfisti

#46
October 17, 2009, 06:08:10 AM
Your seat becomes a flotation device when it crashes into the water.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

superjohn

#47
October 17, 2009, 06:23:51 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 05:49:59 AM
What about the damn plane?

It still has infinite width and length, zero thickness, and zero curvature.


Joke Reference

Statler

#48
October 17, 2009, 06:57:18 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 05:49:59 AM
What about the damn plane?

it doesn't take off.

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Pip

#49
October 17, 2009, 07:03:37 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Someone get that man some [bacon]!!!!
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

ducpainter

#50
October 17, 2009, 07:08:32 AM
Quote from: Statler on October 17, 2009, 06:57:18 AM
it doesn't take off.



;D

Too many didn't get the 'spirit' of this thread. [evil]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Randimus Maximus

#51
October 17, 2009, 07:18:20 AM
We've got spirit, yes we do!

We've got spirit, how 'bout you?

Statler

#52
October 17, 2009, 07:33:00 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 07:08:32 AM
;D

Too many didn't get the 'spirit' of this thread. [evil]

you're just too subtle.   

(almost typed that without laughing out loud...not quite).
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

#53
October 17, 2009, 07:52:37 AM
Quote from: Statler on October 17, 2009, 07:33:00 AM
you're just too subtle.   

(almost typed that without laughing out loud...not quite).
I'm glad you laughed...

Of all the things I've been accused of...

subtlety is not one of them. 8)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Langanobob

#54
October 18, 2009, 04:20:09 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 17, 2009, 07:52:37 AM
I'm glad you laughed...

Of all the things I've been accused of...

subtlety is not one of them. 8)

It will come with age.

ducpainter

#55
October 18, 2009, 04:22:43 AM Last Edit: October 18, 2009, 04:28:49 AM by ducpainter
Quote from: Langanobob on October 18, 2009, 04:20:09 AM
It will come with age.
I think not...

there isn't that much time left. ;)

edit...

or...

what you see is what you get.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


herm

#56
October 18, 2009, 05:23:24 AM
it wont fly

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Oldfisti

#57
October 18, 2009, 05:26:28 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^


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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Monsterlover

#58
October 18, 2009, 06:30:42 AM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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