CHP Quota Time of the Month

[sally101]

I typically get out of mine or just get a warning when I get pulled over.  (knock on wood)

My man breast were squished by my jacket... Couldn't show them off.

[johnc]

Don't underestimate the power of the male libido and ego. You're a chick on a Ducati...that qualifies as hot.

plus, if you look like a little boy, that's even hawter for most cops 

[Drunken Monkey]

I can decide what's most disturbing about this thread:

The Leg Humping, the references to Moobies, the LEO bashing or the pederasty jokes.

No wait, it was the image of Spidey that came into my mind with the Conflagration/STD joke.

[Spidey]

No wait, it was the image of Spidey that came into my mind with the Conflagration/STD joke.

Keep it up and I'm gonna Daniel Craig your inbox. 






Hmmm . . . thinkin' I prolly shoulda phrased that last sentence differently.

[johnc]

Keep it up and I'm gonna Daniel Craig your inbox. 






Hmmm . . . thinkin' I prolly shoulda phrased that last sentence differently.

ewwwww ... we LOVE it when you get all nasty 

[Le Piou]

Don't underestimate the power of the male libido and ego. You're a chick on a Ducati...that qualifies as hot.

That's cause you're a hot chick on a cool bike. Have you ever been pulled over by a female officer?

This is so B.S.: I am a hot guy on a cool Ducati, and when 2 yaers ago, I got pulled over by a female cop, I got a ticket...

So because I am obviously HOT, and my 998 is obviously a COOL bike, I can say that your theory is crap!

Or...

[desmoquattro]

This is so B.S.: I am a hot guy on a cool Ducati, and when 2 yaers ago, I got pulled over by a female cop, I got a ticket...

So because I am obviously HOT, and my 998 is obviously a COOL bike, I can say that your theory is crap!

Or...

No, no, no. You're assuming that the converse of our theory is true. It's not. The universe is not now nor has it ever been in balance...

[Le Piou]

No, no, no. You're assuming that the converse of our theory is true. It's not. The universe is not now nor has it ever been in balance...

I know I am hot... 

[desmoquattro]

I know I am hot... 

Whether you're hot or not doesn't matter. Sure, johnc and Tassles think you're hot. And that may be true. But girls don't operate the same way we do.

[somegirl]

I don't think it really operates that way anyway, at least for tickets.  I think we chicks tend to inspire protective instincts in the  .

When I got a warning for speeding on the bike, the very nice CHP said, "Just be careful...the cars don't see you."

[Le Piou]

Whether you're hot or not doesn't matter. Sure, johnc and Tassles think you're hot. And that may be true. But girls don't operate the same way we do.

DQ, do you mean that my wife is a liar? 

[desmoquattro]

DQ, do you mean that my wife is a liar? 

No. But if johnc thinks you're hot, I'd worry

[mostrobelle]

I don't think it really operates that way anyway, at least for tickets.  I think we chicks tend to inspire protective instincts in the  .

When I got a warning for speeding on the bike, the very nice CHP said, "Just be careful...the cars don't see you."

The instincts being exhibited when I was issued my tickets were not those of someone being protective of me--perhaps protective of society at-large.   

[johnc]

Whether you're hot or not doesn't matter. Sure, johnc and Tassles think you're hot. And that may be true. But girls don't operate the same way we do.

not too worry joe ... your the only one to suck on my Hero Member 

[desmoquattro]

not too worry joe ... your the only one to suck on my Hero Member 

At least I speak English.