to hell with wheelchairs

[muskrat]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1485194482.html

[RichD]

It would be fun to claim it's a farm implement when getting pulled over by the po-po...   

[muskrat]

it's a tractor without the bodywork and massive displacement.   

[Pinocchio]

it's a tractor without the bodywork and massive displacement.   

And this is merely kitchen furniture:

[muskrat]

I want one of those

[Pinocchio]

I want one of those

They are commercially available:
http://www.baronbob.com/barstoolracer.htm

Ah, the American entrepreneurial spirit! This is how Henry Ford got his start. Next thing you know, drunks will be racing them.

[muskrat]

Sounds like you've been to a few rallies I've been to