Dear Santa, for christmas I would like....

[Spider]

and explains why Goldie refers to his mother-in-law as 'bruce'

[signora monster]

Thanks for the clarification Nick. All making complete sense now. I also suffer from short term memory loss sometimes, but it has nothing to do with an OOPS, it has more to do with the fact that I am blonde and sometimes I have a few too many of these... and these... and even these.....
LOL
Kaz.