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Started by IZ, February 20, 2010, 11:25:43 AM

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Ratfink749

#7741
June 24, 2010, 03:14:50 PM
unbelievable
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

DarkMonster620

#7742
June 24, 2010, 03:55:44 PM
undeliverable
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

rgramjet

#7743
June 24, 2010, 03:58:32 PM
Underwear
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Speedbag

#7744
June 24, 2010, 03:59:10 PM
skidmarks
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Stella

#7745
June 24, 2010, 04:00:36 PM
drifting
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DarkMonster620

#7746
June 24, 2010, 04:08:54 PM
braking
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Stella

#7747
June 24, 2010, 04:14:01 PM
shifting
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

rgramjet

#7748
June 24, 2010, 04:15:37 PM
Doughnuts
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

The Bacon Junkie

#7749
June 24, 2010, 05:01:09 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DarkMonster620

#7751
June 24, 2010, 05:12:13 PM
Bankers
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#7753
June 24, 2010, 05:19:21 PM
repeat
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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