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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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RAT900

I got voluntary possession of my twin son and daughter when they were 8 1/2....wife was "tired of them"

I got full legal custody when they were 13 after 3 years of family court bullshit

the "ex" wanted them back when I stopped paying her the child-support...... even though they had been living with me for nearly 2 years

it was all about the money with her

I was able to salvage them....they wanted to be rescued

when they were 14 I was granted child support....the court slammed the ex with a straight garnishment....

they knew a deadbeat parent when they saw one

I shudder to think how they would have turned out with her "raising" them
This is an insult to the Pez community

ZLTFUL

My youngest has a desire to get out of there but she wants to go live with her aunt who spoils her mercilessly. She doesn't want to live with dad because he makes her do thinks like pick up after herself and help with the housework and not sit in front of the TV all summer long. I know...dad is a ruthless bastard.
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cokey

Oh how the sky falls when told to wash dishes or take out trash..
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

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About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

ducpainter

There's waaaaay too much camaraderie in here for people that don't give a shit.

There's no need for two TOSAT's.

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I just took a shower and shaved...

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  [bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ZLTFUL

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Randimus Maximus

I rode 85 miles on my bicycle this past Saturday in the fog (and then sun, followed by storm clouds).

Later that night, my truck got towed because I parked illegally.  :'(

ZLTFUL

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 14, 2012, 08:57:04 PM
I rode 85 miles on my bicycle this past Saturday in the fog (and then sun, followed by storm clouds).

Later that night, my truck got towed because I parked illegally.  :'(

I give a shit...what're you going to loan me to bop around town in when I come move into your basement!?!?
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RAT900

Old company laptop refresh program:  drop off return relic and receive new piece of junk.... end of process.


New company laptop refresh program:

give relic to support and have data moved to new piece of junk

Take back old relic and new future relic

download UPS shipping label....

find box to ship back relic....

only AFTER downloading disk wipe software and installing it on relic

Wipe disk,

go to link on new computer

execute attestation that disk has been wiped

pack relic in found box and ship at local UPS store


wondering how many pennies they were able to pinch having end-users vs. (now out-sourced) desktop support crew do this
This is an insult to the Pez community

ungeheuer

We clearly work for the same organisation RAT. 

I use the term loosely.
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  [bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ungeheuer

A crocodile has been shot on a remote Northern Territory island after it latched onto a dog.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-05-15/crocodile-shot-after-attacking-a-dog/4013354
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Quote from: RAT900 on May 15, 2012, 03:25:20 AM
wondering how many pennies they were able to pinch having end-users vs. (now out-sourced) desktop support crew do this

I'd guess none at all-I'd guess you make far more than anyone who would do that sort of thing as a job.

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

RAT900

Quote from: Anyone on May 15, 2012, 06:24:26 AM
I'd guess none at all-I'd guess you make far more than anyone who would do that sort of thing as a job.




exactly....
This is an insult to the Pez community

AdmiralKit

It's the American MBA culture - we can save $1.00 per laptop decommisioning even if it costs an extra 5 hours of labor that weren't being used before!

Sounds just like my expense reporting procedures at work.