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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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ducpainter

Quote from: bevel on May 21, 2012, 10:42:13 AM
If you ever fly out of MHT in Manchester, NH, there's a State Liquor Store inside the terminal - inside security...
NH knows how to sell booze...

then arrest you for using it. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



ungeheuer

Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE



Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Ducatamount

half fast

Duck-Stew

The DP ecu I secured in a parts trade to run my SS1000DS is fried.

Crap.  (used in lieu of 'F*ck')
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Speedbag

I just spent more on a new lawnmower than I did on most of the vehicles I owned in the 1990s.

:P
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

KnightofNi

i just found out that my friend's band is opening for Danzig next week.

neato  [thumbsup]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ab

620M 2004 Dark i.e.; ~ 57K miles (all me);  Looking to swap out engine now.
Triumph Speed Triple 2006 (now ~ 44K miles bought @ 4K miles on 04/2010)
Honda Grom 2015 ~ 3500miles so far.  Love this lil bike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xrcIqE3ubo

Stella

damn work.  gets in the way of playing.

trying to stay focused at work but keep thinking about long weekend fun.
this time next monday, i'll be in wyoming shooting guns with my dad and brother.

the family that shoots together, stays together.

;D
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

The Bacon Junkie

I've had just about all I can take of Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum and membrane-bound ribosomes...    [bang] [bang] [bang] :P






[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

triangleforge

There I was, busy packing for an early flight out of Phoenix tomorrow headed for my godson's HS graduation in Maryland. And I get the call: can I come back in and alter the ticketing website to reflect a bunch of changes that were made after I walked out the door at 5:00 p.m.?

By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

lazylightnin717

Comes a time
When the blind man takes your hand
Says don't you see
Gotta' make it somehow
On the dreams you still believe

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

KnightofNi

yet again, at the end of the day I am sent a few hrs worth of work and told it has to be done today.

ignoring the fact that i am already in high gear to try and get things done, that's really make the beast with two backsed up. This is the second day in a row and the 5th time in 2 weeks.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 06, 2012, 01:33:54 PM
yet again, at the end of the day I am sent a few hrs worth of work and told it has to be done today.

ignoring the fact that i am already in high gear to try and get things done, that's really make the beast with two backsed up. This is the second day in a row and the 5th time in 2 weeks.

I think you & ZLTFUL would make excellent cubemates at some shitty company.

Buckethead

For about 45 minutes, and then there'd be arson charges.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.