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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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herm

#690
May 13, 2010, 02:47:33 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 10:14:08 AM
Im going to be 40 in 5 days.

i've been 40 for 45 days...
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

rgramjet

#691
May 13, 2010, 03:02:25 PM
39 sucked.  Ive already accepted my middle age.  Anyone know where I can pick up a Corvette and 21 year old Asian twins?? My wife is giving me a one time pass!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#692
May 13, 2010, 03:53:24 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 10:14:08 AM
Im going to be 40 in 5 days.
Fookin' kids. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


herm

#693
May 13, 2010, 04:05:35 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 13, 2010, 03:53:24 PM
Fookin' kids. ;D

just because you haven't seen 40 in as many years....old curmudgeon
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

ducpainter

#694
May 13, 2010, 04:07:17 PM
Quote from: herm on May 13, 2010, 04:05:35 PM
just because you haven't seen 40 in as many years....old curmudgeon
bite me...

punk.  :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


rgramjet

#695
May 13, 2010, 04:07:52 PM
"Father Time".  I could see that stickin if anybody here is good enough to hack into a mods profile and change it!


Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

rgramjet

#696
May 13, 2010, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 13, 2010, 03:53:24 PM
Fookin' kids. ;D

And no, they aren't "kids".....they will be 21........and [[[[[[[Asian]]]]]]]!

[thumbsup]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

KnightofNi

#697
May 13, 2010, 04:10:06 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 04:07:52 PM
"Father Time".  I could see that stickin if anybody here is good enough to hack into a mods profile and change it!




or if you bribe the correct one.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

rgramjet

#698
May 13, 2010, 04:14:15 PM
I will kick in.  Will beer work?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Ddan

#699
May 13, 2010, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 04:14:15 PM
I will kick in.  Will beer work?
Tequila might be better
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

rgramjet

#700
May 13, 2010, 04:19:03 PM
Hmmmm, I think there is a semi local, tequila lovin mod.......I wonder.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

rgramjet

#701
May 13, 2010, 04:24:02 PM
OK, where do I send the good stuff!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#702
May 13, 2010, 04:25:50 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 04:24:02 PM
OK, where do I send the good stuff!
No need...

I kinda like the moniker. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


rgramjet

#703
May 13, 2010, 04:28:34 PM
So did Bill Clinton!

;D
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#704
May 13, 2010, 04:29:42 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 13, 2010, 04:28:34 PM
So did Bill Clinton!

;D
No such thing as a bad blowjob.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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