The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

[Goat_Herder]

I hate when people say "acrost" when they mean "across".

It really bothers me when people say "axed" when they meant to say "asked".

[Speedbag]

And when people take things out of the freezer to "unthaw".

[Popeye the Sailor]

And when people take things out of the freezer to "unthaw".

That's entirely possible in New England when the powers been out for a week in winter. 

[Stella]

Nah, she's just got sand in her vag....

It took me 3 showers to get all the sand out of, well, everywhere.

[DucofWestwood]

since we're talking about both NG'ingAS as well as verbal pet peeves, i hate when people say "i could care less" when they really mean "i couldN'T care less".  if you could care less, that implies you care.  if you couldN'T care less, that implies you don't give a S.  like everyone here.

[Rameses]

It pisses me off to no end how some people pronounce "jewelry" as if it were spelled "jewlery".

Worse yet is when they pronounce "jewelry" as if it were spelled "jury".

[Mojo S2R]

People who say "Fruel" when they mean "Fuel" 

[GAAN]

gimme fruel gimme file

[Oldfisti]

I've never "pre-heated" an oven.


You just heat it.


I also like cheese.

[Pip]

It is what it is.

[duccarlos]

I have the runs this morning. I shouldn't let my wife cook, but I'm too lazy. I would probably die of starvation, which is only slightly less annoying than dying of the shits.

[ducatiz]

why do people say "chimbley" for "chimney?"

i found it once in a Dr Seuss book, but it was a Seuss-word, not a real one.

[Nitewaif]

Skrimps.  That word annoys me.

But my morning brownie at Starbucks is delicious.

[Pip]

Skrimps.  That word annoys me.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35117.msg631023#msg631023

[duccarlos]

The shits have evolved into explosive diarrhea.