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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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duccarlos

#195
March 24, 2010, 11:57:39 AM
Quote from: DaniD on March 24, 2010, 10:46:02 AM
Maybe if I gave a shit!  ;)

If this wasn't NOGAS I would be hitting on you.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

duccarlos

#196
March 24, 2010, 11:59:27 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on March 24, 2010, 09:38:11 AM
@Carlos - You having the shits has got to be awful. I couldn't go in the room that contained the bathroom you blew up a few years back for several hours, even after lighting several candles and a can of air freshener.

I enjoy leaving smelly shits at all my friends' houses.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

KnightofNi

#197
March 24, 2010, 12:29:10 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 24, 2010, 11:59:27 AM
I enjoy leaving smelly shits at all my friends' houses.

upper decker?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

herm

#198
March 24, 2010, 12:51:07 PM
Quote from: DaniD on March 24, 2010, 10:46:02 AM
Maybe if I gave a shit!  ;)

even if you dont give a shit, that sucks....legal hassles, new place to live, dating again.....PITA
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Oldfisti

#199
March 24, 2010, 03:02:06 PM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

somegirl

#200
March 24, 2010, 03:29:04 PM
Quote from: DaniD on March 24, 2010, 10:37:55 AM
I moved on February 20th...my husband stayed with the house...we're almost legally separated....I've been married 15 months :-[

boo :(
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ducatiz

#201
March 24, 2010, 05:42:14 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 24, 2010, 12:29:10 PM
upper decker?

he just does a full cleveland steamer on their bike saddle
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

badgalbetty

#202
March 24, 2010, 05:58:05 PM
A cleveland steamer is that a polite term for a ****?


"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

ducatiz

#203
March 24, 2010, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: badgalbetty on March 24, 2010, 05:58:05 PM
A cleveland steamer is that a polite term for a ****?

google it.. IF YOU DARE!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

DesmoDiva

#204
March 24, 2010, 08:07:53 PM
DON'T!!!

I made the mistake of looking it up in the urban dictonary.   [puke] [puke]
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

Howie

#205
March 24, 2010, 08:25:56 PM
GOOD GOD   [puke]

Popeye the Sailor

#206
March 24, 2010, 08:37:53 PM
Quote from: badgalbetty on March 24, 2010, 05:58:05 PM
A cleveland steamer is that a polite term for a ****?




It's the name of my boat.

Half the populace is horrified. The rest assume I'm from Ohio.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

SacDuc

#207
March 24, 2010, 08:49:30 PM
 
Is there anyone that fixes instruments here? My trombone is rusty.

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

rgramjet

#208
March 24, 2010, 11:55:36 PM
A rusty trombone is wayy better than a rusty fish hook....from a receivers point of view.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

duccarlos

#209
March 25, 2010, 05:18:07 AM
Using my little girl's illness as an excuse not to work.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.
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