The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

SacDuc · July 22, 2011, 12:25:36 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!

The stress is make the beast with two backsing killing me! Hey great news! Oh no, bad news! Hey great news! Oh no bad news! I want off of this rollercoaster! I want my life to be boring again.

A bluegrass singer from CA who goes by the name Dylan Thomas Vance rote this:

He rolled out of bed and finger combed his hair
and put on yesterday's jeans.
He looked in the mirror and said to himself,
"I could use a little duct tape at the seams.
Yeah, I could use a little duct tape at the seams."

I feel like that in the mornings.

sac

The Bacon Junkie · July 22, 2011, 02:06:20 PM

Dude! I'm buying this weekend...

Mother · July 22, 2011, 08:16:21 PM

The whole thing?

I didn't know you could buy them

I always spend them

Aaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhh

I kill you

The Bacon Junkie · July 22, 2011, 09:28:17 PM

Ow...

Vindingo · July 23, 2011, 04:33:17 PM

I just shaved my entire face for the first time in 10 years. The last time was freshman year of college. It was like looking at a someone vaguely familiar... that got fat and old.

I can now say with certainty that I am not like fine wine or scotch...

I can only imagine this ride picks up speed the further down hill you get.

Stella · July 23, 2011, 04:46:50 PM

Did you find food or a birds nest or anything while you were shaving it off?!

Vindingo · July 23, 2011, 04:49:43 PM

Quote from: Stella on July 23, 2011, 04:46:50 PM
Did you find food or a birds nest or anything while you were shaving it off?!

I just saw that episode a couple days ago!

I kept it trimmed for the most part.

I think I might go another 10 years.

Stella · July 24, 2011, 03:13:46 PM

Randimus, answer ur fooking phone!!!!!

ducpainter · July 24, 2011, 03:29:53 PM

Isn't there an app for that?

Stella · July 24, 2011, 04:17:11 PM

I'm sure there is but it's only good if app-enabled phone is near the phone owner.

herm · July 24, 2011, 06:06:06 PM

so,...if no one gives a shit, then why has this thread survived?

ducpainter · July 24, 2011, 06:15:35 PM

Quote from: herm on July 24, 2011, 06:06:06 PM
so,...if no one gives a shit, then why has this thread survived?

I think it's Knight's wit and sarcasm

The Bacon Junkie · July 24, 2011, 06:18:18 PM

Quote from: herm on July 24, 2011, 06:06:06 PM
so,...if no one gives a shit, then why has this thread survived?

Why do you even give a sh!t?

The Architect · July 25, 2011, 08:01:00 AM

I can't own a good phone!

100_3139 by anzalone22, on Flickr

It fell 8".

And of course, no insurance.

Speedbag · July 25, 2011, 08:18:52 AM

Quote from: Vindingo on July 23, 2011, 04:33:17 PM

I can only imagine this ride picks up speed the further down hill you get.

Ain't that the truth.

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