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Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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Speeddog

#630
March 03, 2014, 07:53:41 PM
Eh, it was only a metre long, that's just a little garden lizard. [roll]

Truth be told, if I got into a battle with a crocodile and actually won, I'd eat rhe bugger as well. Not all at once, of course, and I'd see to it that I got a belt and a suitcase or maybe some shoes out of it.
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Dirty Duc

#631
March 03, 2014, 08:53:32 PM
Apparently the planning and zoning commission has mistaken shipping containers for structures.  Apparently here they are not movable objects.

cokey

#632
March 04, 2014, 08:28:46 PM
such bs.. gotta hide it in the woods
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

cokey

#633
March 29, 2014, 04:45:50 PM
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

DarkMonster620

#634
January 29, 2015, 04:35:46 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
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ducpainter

#635
January 29, 2015, 04:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Last In Line on January 29, 2015, 04:35:46 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXu92d307KU#t=35
The carnage in this country would be epic
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MendoDave

#636
January 29, 2015, 04:45:05 PM
That road is the suck!

herm

#637
January 30, 2015, 05:41:03 PM
Reminds me of some old school video game. Can't place the name....
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

koko64

#638
January 31, 2015, 01:11:06 PM
Carnage here too I reckon.
Incredible judgement, skill and goodwill.
Just shows what's possible if we would cooperate and share the road.
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Ducatamount

#640
February 26, 2015, 03:01:24 AM
Well, it has been a long cold winter with many people running low on firewood.  ;D

If it hasn't been burnt for heat it would be hard to hide, even if you disguise it a little.
half fast

the_Journeyman

#641
April 23, 2015, 05:56:43 AM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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Grampa

#642
August 01, 2015, 12:27:01 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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MendoDave

#644
August 04, 2015, 11:43:46 AM
Just because the right rear tire is flat?
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