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Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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#270
December 07, 2010, 06:59:40 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 07, 2010, 06:58:09 PM
I think that guy may be IZ.

Way too tall.  [roll]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

lethe

#271
December 11, 2010, 04:06:14 PM
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

krolik

#274
December 11, 2010, 05:55:21 PM
Quote from: Mother on December 11, 2010, 04:21:59 PM
we have one of those every make the beast with two backsing day  [bang]

[drink]

[drink]

[drink]

What, 3 drinks?

'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

ducpainter

#275
December 11, 2010, 06:06:37 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


fastwin

#276
December 11, 2010, 08:38:06 PM
Wow. You think he had anything to do with that fire and do you think he needs some Rx and counseling? [bang] [bang] [bang] [laugh] Oh I'm sorry...WTF????
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Grampa

#277
December 11, 2010, 09:31:55 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

The Bacon Junkie

#278
December 12, 2010, 01:30:41 AM
Drugs:
Just say no!

Pool Girl On Drugs




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Rameses

#279
December 12, 2010, 01:49:40 AM


I might.

It'd depend on the situation.

DRKWNG

#280
December 12, 2010, 06:28:46 AM
Interpretive dance?

Oldfisti

#281
December 12, 2010, 06:29:44 AM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Monsterlover

#283
December 12, 2010, 06:37:11 AM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

herm

#284
January 24, 2011, 08:35:10 PM
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...
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